Mother Internet Will Provide

[cvillette]

Jack o'lantern carving not an option this season?

This will make you feel better.

(I made a Sarah Palin jack o'lantern, but it was too scary to post.)

Comments

[ace_cub_reportr]

"Gin and Juice." Is it Friday yet?

[trollcatz]

How is it that short weeks are longer than long weeks?

[0metotchtli]

That taste of freedom. That glimpse of landscape outside the walls of our maze. Run on, little rats!

[tamnonlinear]

I made a Sarah Palin jack o'lantern

But you'd have to put a really dim candle inside.

[barsukthom]

Or a little pot of Sterno.

[cvillette]

A burning copy of The Origin of Species.

[cjtremlett]

*hides from Sarah Palin*

That is just cool, though!

[barsukthom]

The Internet is Mother. The Internet is Father. The internet is that secretary from 3rd floor in a cheerleader costume. Let the squicky images commence.

[beatriceeagle]

As bad as I am at that simulator, I'm way better than I am at actual jack o'lanterns.

This is almost as bad as the online paper-snowflake maker I saw, a while back.

[cvillette]

Don't lose that link--we'll need it in December!

[beatriceeagle]

*bookmarks*

The Internet age is a glorious one.

[nebula99]

I suck at both, but the simulator was far less dangerous.

But when I was a child, we didn't have pumpkins and had to make do with a swede.