Take Off that Two-Color Checkered Scarf with Tassles, You Terrorist!

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WARNING:  THIS ENTRY CONTAINS DELIBERATE TYPOS AND DUMB ASS USAGE OF "1337" (INTERNET SLANG).

People, I'm sorry, but Rachel Ray is a terrorist.  Rachel Ray, as well as Hugo Chavez, Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, Colin Farrell, Sienna Miller, Kirsten Dunst, Kanye West, Ricky Martin, Meghan McCain, Howard Dean, AND Dunkin' Donuts.  Yes, I know, it's

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[kokopellinelli]

Hahaha! Awesome write-up, Chaz. I don't know how anyone can be so shallow. I guess no one should be allowed to wear saris, or kilts, or crucifixes around their necks. Think this esteemed journalist could be the next Ann Coulter?

[cascade_de_noms]

...I hate Ann Coulter.

[kokopellinelli]

So does every other logical person in the world.