God Damn Starbucks..After I Finish My Tall Caramel-Sauce Latte and Reduced-Fat Blueberry Coffee Cake

[cvburg]

Haaaaaaaaaaaa just kidding.  I'm an ass.  I also have an ass, though, and I don't mean any sort of equine, although it would be nice to have one of those too.  Maybe.  Actually, seeing as how I live in a city, in a small-ish apartment, that's not such a hot idea.  Anyway, partial update:  I have had a girlfriend now for the past five months, and I

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[kokopellinelli]

Ah, I've missed you. You should update your LJ more often, because otherwise, I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU. Notice how I've been the one to call you the last couple times we've talked? YEAH A CALL BACK WOULD BE NICE BOYO.

I'm watching something about religious zealotry in which people are shoving things like umbrellas and radio antenna and lamps through holes in their cheeks. MMM TASTY.

[cvburg]

Perhaps you didn't notice how I actually called you back the first time, after you called me during class and left me a message? Yeah that's right, I called you back and I left a message with you!

PS that's fucked.

[cosmicomiclady]

haha, that's the crazy charles i know!!

aw, sugar, you're making me blush!
i totally think you should post more here :D

[cvburg]

I think YOU should post more! thblthblthbthtblthb!

[cosmicomiclady]

Haha, I just did!! MWHAHAHAHAHhahhha. . . ha. I guess that's not really evil, is it?
p.s. MR. NERVOUS!!

[cascade_de_noms]

Aw. Missed ya.