Twelfth Tentacle

[cuttlefidget]

[Guess who just rose from the grave, Mayfield? That's right! Daniel got abducted, and now he's shambling through the streets, cape drawn over his face and glasses slightly askew.

He's searching.

For youThat is, if he knows you! Feel free to notice him stalking you in possibly the least-stealthy way possible. He's not so good at this whole '

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[techno_mancer]

[Quinn looks out his front window to see what's going on with all this Plan 9 crap. Aaaannnd there's Daniel on his lawn doing his best Bela Lugosi impersonation. Quinn opens the door.]

Et tu, Danny-boy? What the hell is going on?

[cuttlefidget]

I don't... actually know.

[It wasn't like he was about to press his face against your window and stare at you, Quinn. Nope. He's just... on your lawn because... um... shhh.]

But I got a pretty s-snazzy outfit out of it!

[techno_mancer]

Hey, a free tux just for lettin' Mayfield mess with ya. I mean, a whole bunch 'a people disappeared yesterday, and now this is goin' on. Are ya sure you're okay?

[cuttlefidget]

I think so! I mean, I'm k-kind of slowed down, which is inconvenient, b-but... what can you do?

[He'd walk faster but I mean, that would be silly, you can't walk quickly with a cape over your head.

Unless you want to fall flat on your face.]

Why? Do I not look okay?

[He turns a worried shade of blue. And by that I mean, his face is suddenly covered with badly-done blue B-movie makeup. Mayfield, you think of everything.]

THE DAY IS MINE, TREBEK

[moemoetentacles]

[Hey.

Hey Daniel.

Bet those tentacles are lookin' better than ever.

Check it out, man.

She doesn't even see you.

Now's your chance.]

[cuttlefidget]

[DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING

THOSE TENTACLES LOOK LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO

hi squid girl do you like being swept off your feet

to bad Daniel is too clumsy to do it properly so he's just going to

um

throw you over his shoulder yep]

[moemoetentacles]

Aaaaaahhhh! Hey! What are you doing!

[KICKING HER FEET AND USELESSLY PUNCHING HIS BACK]

[drspengler]

[Egon has just left the graveyard with his PKE meter, having taken some readings. He's scanning other areas nearby, trying to predict what might happen next. He has no idea.]

[cuttlefidget]

Hi!

[SUDDENLY A DANIEL

IN A TUX AND CAPE

PUTTING HIS ARMS AROUND EGON'S WAIST AND TRYING TO PICK HIM UP

keyword is trying]

[drspengler]

[He gives Daniel a strange look as it becomes apparent that he's trying to lift Egon off the ground... and failing.]

... Hi.

[Without asking a single question, Egon scans Daniel up and down with the PKE meter. It whirs and clicks frantically, the needle registering beyond the maximum number on the meter. He eyes Daniel with a raised eyebrow.]

You were buried in a grave just a few minutes ago. How are you feeling now?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart'll just be lying in bed when he hears a knocking at his window...]

[cuttlefidget]

[There is a Daniel pressing his face to your window, Mart.

How did he get there.

What the fuck is he doing.

WHO KNOWS.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart groans and walks up to the window.]

Daniel, what the fuck are you doing at my window?

[cuttlefidget]

[Oh you know

just

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARING]

[webfreedomftw]

... Daniel? You, too?

[Not!son looks unsure. This is going to be more excellent bonding time.]