Fifth Tentacle

[cuttlefidget]

[So, Mayfield, guess who managed to get possessed pretty much immediately? This guy. To be honest, it's a wonder he wasn't just killed straight up... except that these angels apparently have a very cruel since of humor and, as we all know, Daniel is fun to fuck with.

This post takes place over the course of approximately an hour. Each occurrence

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LET'S TAKE SOME E!

[partytoastess]

He's dead! Tee hee~

[ Nena steps and jumps on his body before hopping off and kicking it over. She walks on, noticing a giant rip in his head.

How fucking cool! ]

[cuttlefidget]

[Dead bodies are the coolest. Especially this one. Even though all it does is sort of... lay there. And be dead.]

[partytoastess]

[ Nena picks up the dead body; Hong Kong won't be home until six.

His pet tiger can have a little snack ]

[cuttlefidget]

[Nena you are made of dicks.]

B leading into ?????

[seriousbigtime]

[Spider-sense FLARING. Peter rushes into whatever room Daniel's in.]

Daniel, what's---?

[And his eyes bulge when he sees what Daniel's been doing to himself. He rushes forward, taking hold of Daniel's arm to try and stop him from clawing at himself.]

Whoa, whoa, what the hell are you doing?!

FAMILY THREADJACK!

[bro_thel_fist]

[What is all this commotion, boys? Careful, or else she's going to start making fun of you two and saying that you're doing dirty things to each other~

Except holy shit, Daniel's bleeding everywhere. Suddenly, accusing them of playing Hide the Salami is not priority number one. She beelines straight to the other two, running water at the sink and waving at Peter to drag Daniel to it.]

What the hell with the scratching, Dan?

THE BEST KIND

[cuttlefidget]

[Oh man oh god oh man oh god the stone is not going away! Daniel nearly decks Peter in the face when the boy first rushes in, before (relatively) calming down when he sees who it is. He's just about to explain when Raquel shows up too. Oh thank god. These people will understand. They'll help.

Unfortunately, he continues right on scratching. He hasn't calmed down that much.]

My arm! C-cant you see it?

[He brandishes said arm in their faces. It looks perfectly normal, except that he's holding the fingers in a rigid claw shape which is kind of disconcerting. And, you know, the blood.]

[seriousbigtime]

[Peter squints at it briefly before shooting a nervous look in Raquel's direction. What's he trying to prove?]

Yeah, it's---it's bleeding, dude. You're tearing yourself up.

E

[buildstherobots]

[...Wait, is that a body?

Curiously, Dist goes to inspect, dragging it off the road so it won't get hit by any cars; inspecting it will be easier that way. He cannot be grossed out by dead bodies at this point.

...Hang on.]

Daniel?

[Because a dead cuttleman can answer. Yep.]

[cuttlefidget]

[Dead cuttlemen tell no tales~ No but really. Dist, you should have expected that the first person to have his head ripped open in this plot would be Daniel. I mean really.]

[buildstherobots]

Dammit, what the hell happened...

[Luckily, Dist is wearing his less nice gloves and thus isn't as worried about poking around in a dead body as he could be, though he takes his coat off first and sets it aside.]

You're an idiot, you know that?

[So, head torn open? Whet could have caused it? Is the brain still there? Dist leans in to see.]

[cuttlefidget]

[Oh, yes. The brain is still in there. The angel, however, is not. Dist should probably be careful. It could be anywhere.]

A

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup just finished his own phone call.]

...you too?

[cuttlefidget]

O-oh, um, yes. Are your eyes.

Um.

Are they h-hurting?

[worstvikingever]

[He's so terrified. His voice drops down to a horrified waver.]

Yes.

And my arm... it... oh gods...

Oh gods it's happening again.

[cuttlefidget]

[Oh man. They can be horrified together.]

Your arm? W-what's happening to your arm? O-oh god, w-what is going on...

[notsaul]

[Oh. God.

I mean, it's not like she hasn't seen a dead body before or anything-- I mean, Nico looked pretty rank right after she reanimated-- I mean, it's not like he won't be back tomorrow anything, it's not like...]

Fucking hell, Dan... [Maybe she can move him to the side of the road or something...]

[cuttlefidget]

[Have fun with that huge facial gash, Annie! Isn't it just so awesome? Really makes his eyes pop. This is going to be all the rage, you just wait.

All horrible jokes aside, being moved to the side of the road would be nice. Then he won't get hit by a car or something. Talk about adding insult to injury...]

[notsaul]

Tomorrow, you're going to fucking wake up.

[dragging]

And you're gonna tell me who fucking did this.

[dragging]

And then I'm going to fucking tear them apart.

[cuttlefidget]

[Aw. What a sweet sentiment, Annie. If he weren't dead he'd probably sniffle and dither and be kind of sickeningly grateful.

As it is, his head just sort of lolls and gets blood on you. Whoops.]