[Fic] Waking Up in... Florida?

[cutthroatpixie]

Title: Waking Up in...Florida?
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Fem!Spain/Romano, with brief, nameless mentions of Fem!Portugal
Rating: PG-13 because I rate everything I'm unsure about PG-13
Warnings: Drnk
Summary: When Antonia's family had invited Lovino to come with them to the Florida Keys for summer vacation, he hadn't thought anything of

Comments

[charlzway]

"Antonia looked at him as if he had three heads."

/giggle-snorts on drink

dammit.

This was hilarious. And oh dear the ending, lol.

[cutthroatpixie]

Lovino and Antonia's naked bum just can't catch a break, man. Not at all.

Thanks for reading lulz XD

[charlzway]

It's like the whole world's conspiring to catch them butt-nekkid all the time and make their lives miserable. Or at least Romano's.

You're welcome xD

[cutthroatpixie]

Most Romano's. The whole world is conspiring to catch Antonia butt-nekkid, but not in order to make her life miserable. More to make their lives more grand.

[easterly]

i shouldn't have read this in physics class because "...I'm not wearing this ring, you insane bitch. made me laugh so hard. my teacher is just like "wtf" and ffffffff-

[cutthroatpixie]

They may have gotten drunk-married and Antonia may have the written proof of such, but there is no way in hell he's wearing such a gaudy ring. So not fashionable. Pffft. XD

[counterheist]

BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

If Romano asked, why is he the one wearing the engagement ring? How did Antonia get his pants on? How did they get on the topic of marriage? Who was their witness? What happens next?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??????

That is to say, thank you. :) ♥

[cutthroatpixie]

Antonia's mother cries and hugs them and welcomes Lovino to the family and then slaps him upside the head for not getting her baby girl a nice ring when Antonia got him the prettiest princess ring ever ever.

Romano would also like the answer to all of these questions!!! It's such a mystery, man.

You're welcome ♥

[counterheist]

And how does Lovino's family react?

[cutthroatpixie]

Nonno is just so glad Lovino got married first. At all. And to somebody so pretty, such a plus.