Thoroughly unsuitable parent. That's me that is.

[cuthbertcross]

So, I've (rather alarmingly) got a five year old, a three year old and a small bump

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[bryangb]

Tie your hair back into an Essex Facelift and toke on a spliff, according to the warnings on the bottles.

[cuthbertcross]

Classy! Well, as no-one else has any better suggestions.... :o)