How many teeth did you lose, losers?~ ♪

Speaking of losers! Who were the smelly dogs who thought they could take down the Captain! Don't you feel stupid?~ You can't beat us, werwolves. I got it all taped!

Uwaah~ I was listening closely to the music last week, Herr Major, it seems a new band began to play without their conductor.

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Mutter~, Vater~

I'm a Nazi~ ♪

Major survived that. Fräuleins and Herrs deities must have a worse aim than his~

Uwaah~ Did somebody order pizza?

Are you on diet, Herr Major?~ They just brought one~

Uwahh! I can see everything from here!


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Waah~~ This "curse" is beyond lame. Got to say it.

Some of the dumb dolls look just a tiny fun, ja?~ Those who aren't interested in going after birds. Still lame.

There's no even a point in mocking your distress~

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Uwaaaaah~ Some of you look a little pale today, gentlemen. There's lot of fainting fräuleins too~

Should I call a doctor for you?~♪

...I'm really stuck.

((OOC: He wanted to be "funny" and hug Zorin from behind. Yeah... He's cursed and stuck around Zorin's neck)).

Aw~ I didn't get one of those soul companions! Uwaah~~ I wonder if it's because I wasn't created by god. Do I have a soul, Major? I never asked Doc about it!

All those men with male animals are we~ird~ themselves, ja?~

Would they purr if I pet them behind the ears?

Private; Millennium:

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