Comments | cutebunny43: To my beloved twiny

cutebunny43

To my beloved twiny

May 14, 2013 12:09

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU NARCISSISTIC BASTARD! Really though, I hope your day is going great, and you don't have a SINGLE family crisis today, that's the last thing you need! I love you, but then again, you already know that! EAT CAKE AND DRINK IN MY HONOR ♥

i wish i had cake..., birthday oh birthday, and tequila!, getting older wat, yet i also love twiny, twiny is an assfaucet, love the omc, forever my besties

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dope_fiiend May 14 2013, 19:49:47 UTC

Excuse me, narcissism implies that I have an inflated idea of my own importance. I am not narcissistic. I just know how cute and funny and charming and hardworking and smart I am. I'm really humble.

Also, so funny you mentioned cake and tequila because that is literally what is sitting on my desk right now. My coworkers bought me a huge bottle of Silver Patron, a bottle of cognac (I don't even drink cognac but it makes me feel like a rapper so I'm okay with it), and a double chocolate cake for my birthday. Basically they see me as an alcoholic glutton and really I don't have a problem with that at all.

Love you too you little shithead you.