well, now the Perv may be able to get all of his classes on Tuesday and Thurdsday, so he would just commute and not live in the apartment with me. But I needed to live with him next year and not just because of the guaranteed ass, but because it would be cheaper with him living there. I'm not done paying off my car until March of next year, so ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a while. Basically because absolutely nothing has happened, is happening, or is going to happen... ever ( Read more... )

My sister Melissa(BARF) sent me this. Freakin hilarious.

http://www.thelonelyisland.com/just2guyz.html

curly raisin is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.N
POISON
From Go-Quiz.com

I miss handsome fuck. I hope that he is still alive. I haven't seen him in over a month and a half. Man, I remember this time, when he was swimming around. Ahhh, memories. What a great fish.

I was putting my contacts in the other day, and I totally put the cleaner crap in my eye instead of the saline. It hurt like a bastard and I had to walk around with a red/yellow eye for the rest of the day. It still hurts today. Damn contact cleaner company that doesn't put bigger warnings on their bottles of cleaner that tell you not to put it ( Read more... )

five times!?!?!?!?!?!

I wonder if I'll get workmens comp. While painting trim in Bishop Hill, I really hurt my back. We don't have ladders in Bishop Hill. Only chairs. I moved my chair over to the wall and got on it, little did I know, one leg of the chair was resting over a vent in the floor. Normally this wouldn't be a problem. Except that the vent was covered ( Read more... )

All I ever do is go to stinking work and then come home. I'm bored ( Read more... )

Seriously, the next time a stupid deer runs out in front of me, I'm going to get out of my car and punch that dumbass in the face.