Sperm in your perm.

[curly_disco]

I just realized that I have a bottle of Smirnoff Green Apple, a Playgirl from Calana's birthday, my massager that looks like a sex toy and a bottle of Dr Pepper that is mostly 151 sitting on my nightstand. Champion

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[iamthewalrussss]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[curly_disco]

No:[

[danceparty12]

So, I've decided that all you need to complete the picture from the first paragraph is a wife-beater and a couple of loud belches and you're good to go. And good call on the Nickelback. They're completely ridiculous.

[curly_disco]

Hah. What can I say? I'm a pretty classy lady. And Nickelback sucks hardcore.

[omgpenguinxd]

I'll admit I have been to a Nickelback concert. But in my defense, I did fall asleep during the show...

[spider_150]

you're a good woman and a better person for rejecting that excuse for a human.