In which there is perving
Chanyeol is taking his daily crawl through the ventilation vents (that’s where he goes when he disappears on a seemingly happy but silently worried Baekhyun from 4 to 5) when he actually meets someone inside.
For one who is usually not surprised, he is, and pleasantly so, because, if memory serves him right, the ventilation grill that the other boy is looking through peeks straight into the girls changing room.
Chanyeol is happy. He’s found a brain brother.
His brain brother nearly runs away when Chanyeol suddenly goes over and decides to give him a friendly glomp. He probably would have screamed if not for the fact that he’s reminded that he’s in a ventilation shaft overlooking the girls changing room and discovery would mean instant death. Chanyeol is minutely disappointed, but he decides to give his brain brother a chance and explains that he comes in peace and with similar intentions to creep on the girls.
“This vent has the nicest view.” Chanyeol whispers as he peers in, and then he lets out a soft whoop, slipping his tight hold off the other dude when he sees who walks in. “Oh… that’s the Queen Bee and some of her drones. Damn, they’re hot. Ohohoho… undressing~ Shit, that Sooyoung-noona’s legs go on for forever.”
Then, his brain brother, finally proving his worth, leans closer to the grill, going nearer to Chanyeol instead of taking the chance to flee for his sanity and probably to keep his relatively normal perving life. “Mmm… yes… I much prefer Seohyun-noona though. She seems sweet but that glamour body.”
Chanyeol grins, holding out his hand for his brain brother to shake. “Chanyeol. But you can call me master, and I will call you my disciple.”
“Sehun.” The other guy raises an eyebrow. “But why are you the master?”
“Because I’m older.” Chanyeol says with more confidence than all of China and Korea combined although he doesn’t know for sure. He does a victory dance when they compare ages and it is true, or rather he tries to. Not much space in a vent to dance.
“But I think the subjectivity of that should depend on the skills. Just peeking while they’re changing like this is only juvenile. The best way to perv is to catch them after they’ve finished changing - when they’re unaware.”
Chanyeol is about to ask Sehun what he means when the boy makes a sharp gesture, and suddenly the girls were screaming, and he practically pressed his face against the grill as he watches the girls try to hold their skirts down against an unnatural wind blowing its way through the changing room.
“Wicked. You’re an Anemos!”
“Uhuh~ And a pretty marvellous one. Oh, and by the way, pink, white with lace, blue, red with roses and white.”
“What?”
“Their panty colours. Seohyun has pink. Sooyoung’s is white with lace. Yuri’s is blue. Sunny’s is red with rose and the Queen Bee herself is wearing white.”
“Oh. Oh…” Chanyeol breathes. “Master.”
Sehun looks proud, and Chanyeol thinks he should be. Memorizing girl’s panty colours within a split second is no mean feat, and Chanyeol has no regrets, relinquishing his master title to one more worthy. “Master… teach me.”
“Don’t worry, my disciple. One day you will reach the same level of perversity as I have. Your master is still learning himself actually. I know Jessica’s panties have some sort of design on them, but I’m not sure wha- Oh crap.”
Chanyeol yelps when the metal of the vent suddenly isn’t solid any more, and he and Sehun sink through the vent. His rubs his ass at the none-so-gentle landing, only to realize that there are five extremely pissed girls standing in front of him, and one of them is the very famous, very vindictive Ice Queen of Aureole.
Sunny whispers something into Jessica’s ear and Chanyeol suddenly remembers that the girl is a Telepath and probably had heard everything they’d thought. Sooyoung is glaring at them, and Chanyeol realizes their falling through the vent had been her doing - she could manipulate matter.
“Alright. Seems like we caught some perverts. What do you boys have to say for yourself?” Jessica folds her arms, her gaze every bit the rumors. Chanyeol feels like he’s being frozen - and it sends shivers down his spine.
It also gives him erect nipples. What? He felt cold.
Sehun is the one that talks first. “Uh… just one thing. I’m just really curious…”
Jessica lets out a scream where there is a sudden blast of wind. And her skirt flips up to reveal…
Chanyeol and Sehun exchanged delighted looks. “Oh, so that was the pattern!” Sehun exclaims, seemingly oblivious to the now extremely peeved Jessica and the dagger stares of her drones.
Baekhyun finds Chanyeol and Sehun later mostly because of the commotion. They’re stuck in the middle of the school fountain which has been frozen over. Their bodies posed so that they look like the cupid statues that were on top of the fountain.
“Oh my God, what did you do this time Chanyeol?” Baekhyun moves his way to the front and stares in dismay. “Aren’t you a pyro? Melt the ice and get yourself out.”
But Chanyeol isn’t listening. “Oh hey, Baekhyun. Meet Sehun, he’s my master and brain brother.”
Sehun nods, his eyes unfocused as he lets out a dreamy smile. “It was a bear pattern. A cute little brown bear with a ribbon. Ah~”
Baekhyun feels a migraine coming on.