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cupofbatnoodles

03: voice

Nov 17, 2010 00:07

Whoa holy shit.

Okay listen up, pokedudes or... well anybody. Whatever. I'm tellin' ya this out of the goodness of my heart cause the news obviously sure as hell ain't gonna tell you all the way out here. Which is retarded since they mentioned other stuff, but whatever.Anybody got loved ones in Viridian Forest? Related to a Diglett? You ( Read more... )

lyra, samus, bulba, char, sasha, ghor, cyrus, lighter, vinnie, mac, milimili, amp, knuckles, !voice, bob, sonny moe, [infobat awayyyy], wendy, uxie, giovanni, peach, captain falcon

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breaks_ground November 17 2010, 05:15:55 UTC

What, someone bombed the Viridian Forest?!

[aaaaaaaa someone's pissed.]

cupofbatnoodles November 17 2010, 05:54:32 UTC

Oh. Okay you dislike him more so I'll let you call him names.

punchvolcanoes November 17 2010, 05:59:31 UTC

Hey thanks!

punchvolcanoes November 17 2010, 06:02:59 UTC

Giovanni, you are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane, foul and disgustingly hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent, self-destructive, abusive, and generally Not Good.

I have no idea why you're not in a jail somewhere but trust me the minute we find out you burned this forest down? Your ass. Is on fire. And even if you didn't do it. Your ass. Is still on fire.

cupofbatnoodles November 17 2010, 06:04:37 UTC

Psst the forest is okay it was just the bees that got blown up. But carry on, you're doing great.

punchvolcanoes November 17 2010, 06:05:10 UTC

Oh right!

punchvolcanoes November 17 2010, 06:05:28 UTC

Your ass is still on fire.

[SPOILER: he does not know what 80% of those words even mean] blazinglizard November 17 2010, 06:07:21 UTC

[low. whistle.]

Not half bad, Charitard. I woulda just left it at cocksucker and called it a day.

[Spoiler: She used her dicktionary see what I did thar.] punchvolcanoes November 17 2010, 06:10:21 UTC

Yeah but that's an insult to cocksuckers everywhere.

[Spoiler: dohohoho] blazinglizard November 17 2010, 06:18:38 UTC

Yeah, but it rolls off the tongue real nice. And it's versatile too.

Just try it out. I bet you'll feel better callin' him a cocksucker than callin' him a byzan... whatever the hell.

punchvolcanoes November 17 2010, 06:19:32 UTC

Kay! Hold please.

breaks_ground November 17 2010, 06:09:21 UTC

Like I haven't heard any of those before.

[Actually he hasn't heard some of those before.]

punchvolcanoes November 17 2010, 06:11:57 UTC

What about...my claws to your face? Have you heard about those before?

breaks_ground November 17 2010, 07:12:29 UTC

I've heard about them in myth and legend, but beyond that, no.

punchvolcanoes November 17 2010, 07:13:35 UTC

They are going to get very soon close and personal to your face then.

breaks_ground November 17 2010, 05:54:59 UTC

I am aware of this. I didn't negate that fact, now did I? I was merely saying I wasn't involved with this incident.

Besides, Pallet isn't Viridian. Besides, what does a Zubat know?

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