Slash fic: How to Say I Love You and Other Slips of the Tongue

[cupidsbow]

Title: How to Say I Love You and Other Slips of the Tongue
Author: cupidsbow
Pairing: EW/OB, LotR RPS
Rating: NC-17
Length: 6,900 words
For: vegetariansushi, becoz I think u r grate. And for talesinbloom and deleerium because you’re both pretty damn great too :).
Disclaimer: I don’t know any of these people-it’s just a lucid fever-dream.
Summary: Orlando and Elijah find out just how much

Comments

Oh crap...

[talesinbloom]

...*whimpers*...will...NOT...*gives up*

*THUDS*

This was so incredibly worth every single little teasing taunting torturing comment, crap, here I go again, *THUNK*!

Fossik. My New Word. I love it! Say it with me! F-O-S-S-I-C-K

I was biting my tongue trying desperately not to tell this fic that I LOVE IT!!!

I was squeeing like a mad fangirl blown away by the wonderfulness of this (omg, THIS is what you call plotless???!!!???!!) and sobbing like a leetle gurl heart broken at all the right moments and humping my computer and wiping my drool twitching at all the smutty smut smutness (guhhhhhh..shower..licking...breaking...GUH...crap...*THUD*).

*rises from THUD, stalks you, POUNCES*

*SNOGLICKHUMPDROOLHUMPLICKSNOG*

Thank you sweetie, I think you're pretty damn great yourself. ;) Like you didn't already know that though. :P

Re: Oh crap...

[cupidsbow]

Ah. I'd missed that sound.

You know, I think Reverse-Alphabetical Fornication might be the last story *novel* in this series. I'm dying to write it, but it's going to be sad to finish it too. But then, bittersweet is what I'm all about, so I guess that's a god thing :)

*snogs you in a shower*

[seethingheathen]

very glad you've updated this series!

i'm feeling a bit sad at the mo, because orli's settling for sex when what he really wants is love, but i trust you to make it all work out in the end. :P

i ♥ angsty!orli.

[cupidsbow]

:)

Thank you!

[sparktastic]

OMGSOGORGEOUS.

I love this. Love love love it.

Can't wait for the sequel!

...

Okay, I can't not say what I liked best. I just can't. So.
He imagined, as he kissed Elijah back, that the words were like braille, etched in his mouth, and that he was speaking them, silently, onto Elijah's tongue with every intimate slip of his own.

SQUEE!!!

his body was a round, smooth lick waiting to happen under the pounding spray of the water.

And this? I love it. A lick! Eeee!

,i>Elijah raised both hands to cup Orlando's face. "I want you to do that again," he said, eyes bright with desire and left-over tears. "I want you to stay tonight. Please stay. Say you will."

Oh, awww. I think Lij cares too!

"God, I'm such a dick," Elijah said, looking miserable. "I'm so sorry, Orli."

Awwwwww!

Oh, just the whole thing, just lovely. Can't absolutely can't wait for more.

[cupidsbow]

So glad you liked it! I can't wait to write the sequel, but I won't have time for a while. *sob*

[brightest_blue]

I bow down to you, oh queen of porntasticness. How could this be so hot and angsty all at once. You write these two beautifully. More, more, more! no pressure or anything :)

[cupidsbow]

How could this be so hot and angsty all at once.

Because, along with a dash of humour, that's what presses all my slash buttons? :)

So glad it pressed yours too. I can't wait to find out what happens to the boys next. Oh for the day I submit my thesis and have time to write smut again!

[cupidsbow]

And I forgot to say... Your icon. So perfect!!!!

*licks it*

[brightest_blue]

Heh. I'm surprised that there's any of that icon left, it's been licked and fondled so many times!

*gives your thesis-writing brain cells a massage* HurryHurryHurry. We need more porn! :)

[darknightjess]

the words were like braille, etched in his mouth, and that he was speaking them, silently, onto Elijah's tongue with every intimate slip of his own

Ohhh to great!!
Love all of it but this line is fabu!!
Hugs!

[cupidsbow]

Thank you! Glad you liked it.