Accidental Voice [Cuatro Entrada]

[cuori_di_ferro]

[ mellow conversational voices can be heard coming from the computer. Mostly idle chattering about recipes or the best way to fertilize a tomato patch when suddenly Romano's voice raises up]

Oi OI!, you! Stop cuddling so close to me!
[there is a sound of skin connecting skin as the Italian smacks someones arm out from around himLike I was sayin

Comments

[like_an_oyabun]

[ Yelps out soon after the smack and shifts around. ]

But it's getting colder each night, mijo!

I think Prussia was well... bein' Prussia. I wonder what gave him the idea to eat the letter though... That can't taste good at all! What if he got a papercut on his tongue or in his throat? Che... that'd hurt! Si, si, I heard France that night... Ah, it was really... awkward. I'm still not sure if he was doing it in the middle of prayin' or not.

I'd never do that 'cause I'd be too scared that I'd get struck by lightnin' right then an' there! If that ain't blasphemy, I don't know what it is!

[ Sighs ] But they are my closest friends... Even if they're weird. There's a lot weirder folk in here if ya ask me.

An' ya know I ain't weird! Jus' how long have we known each other, mijo?

[cuori_di_ferro]

Yeah, but you might have some side I don't know about. I thought America was normal enough too! Then I walk in on him the other day, he was listenin' to some record and I swore by the way he was jerkin' he was havin' a seizure or something. He said it was some kinda dance from his country and I told him, "That ain't dancin'. The flamenco is dancin."

[snorts]
He didn't have one damn clue what I was talkin' about so I showed him! He looked at me like I was nuts!

Prussia might be the furthest over the cuckoo's nest but I think America is trying to out fly him.
[a smug chuckle follows the insult]

[like_an_oyabun]

[ Laughs ] Seriously? I wish I coulda seen ya show that bumblin' brute how real dancin' is done. Ya must be gettin' a lot better if ya can dance a bit with those casts still on. Maybe ya should get 'em taken off soon?

I think America's probably jus' gonna deny everythin' until bam! Somethin' hits him an' everythin' comes crashin' down for him. He's always full of pretty words jus' to cover everythin' up.

At least Prussia's brutally honest compared to him.

[cuori_di_ferro]

Yeah, that guy is so fake...he smiles and tries to pretend this ain't all gettin' to him, but I think he's more freaked out then any of us.

[grumbles a bit]

I can't blame him for not wantin' to deal with it...but he runs around talkin' about how hes some big hero! Actin' like I owe him my life when he left me worse off then Germany did!
[there is thud as he raps his knuckles against the cast on his leg]

Least Prussia isn't as delusional and France not as self righteous. I can stand their...weridness. America isn't weird probably deep down, but acts like it to make everyone leave him alone I think! Pff.

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[andouillette]

[... wants to laugh but at the same time... did Romano really think that-?]

...Haa.

[clears his throat. subtly.]

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[cuori_di_ferro]

Spain, you got a cough?

[Romano mumbles, unknowingly]

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[like_an_oyabun]

No...?

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[andouillette]

Pardon, but who exactly is the weird one~? Tsk, tsk, such a dirty mind...

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[ihasachezburger]

... Why you li'l...

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[cuori_di_ferro]

....!

[there is a sound of Romano sitting up and hissed a bit loudly]

Don't even say...you left that damn box on...

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[like_an_oyabun]

.... Okay, I won't say anythin'...

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[ihasachezburger]

This is how you thank me after I liberated you? What the hell were you expecting? Everyone to come armed with pillows and blankets for you to rest your heads on?

It was a fuckin' war! And Germany was prepared for us and he didn't care about stepping lightly either!