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[cunning]

It's almost as though someone discovered the ability to take all the most boring and awful parts of my years of Hogwarts, turn them into text and display them in these journals for me to read

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[canined]

For somebody who's too good for these journals, you sure use them a lot.

[stagged]

That's just old Snivellus, trying to think he's better than everyone but always caught with his pants down.

[canined]

Or up, depending on which way he's hanging!

[stagged]

Both ways work best for him, really.

[doeish]

Some people care.

[cunning]

Evidence?

[stagged]

SHE CARES ABOUT ME YOU LOUSY SOD

[doeish]

James cares for me well; my saying so should be evidence enough.

[adelfi]

just send an owl and we'll see what we can do.

[adelfi]

i think this time instead of galleons i might ask you for a small favor in exchange instead.

[cunning]

With pleasure.

[idleviolence]

Yawn, yawn. Why are you even bothering about Potter and Black's suspiciously close friendship? Stephanie, if you'll let me speak frankly, and keeping in mind I'm only mostly high right now: THE TIME FOR MOVING ON, SHE IS NIGH.

[cunning]

Thanks, Evanna. I should have known I can always count on you to assist me with life's problems.

[idleviolence]

No problem, Suzanne. If you have any more pressing problems, you feel free to ask me. I'm very busy and important, but I'll try to make room for you.

[cunning]

While my problems are hardly pressing, Evelyn, I will be sure to regale you will all of them the next time I see you.

[pettyking]

I still live with my annoyances.

[canined]

Mum and dad?

[canined]

Ohh and Kreacher, the wrinkly sod (also applicable to mum)

[pettyking]

My parents and our faithful house elf do not annoy me.