To learn to speak snake. But you don't know nothin' about it, right? It's a sekrit! So I'm payin' you to make sure you keep it! 'Cos people pay people to do stuff ALL the time!
*Sits down on the grass so he's down at your level.*
Cúno. It's good that you've cottoned on to the concept of bribery, your mother would be proud. But there's a knack to good bribery. You see, it's very hard to bribe a rich man. I am a rich man. A few dollars isn't going to cut it.
Well, it depends. Wealth is relative. You're just starting out in your business so, yeah that is a lot of money, to you. But...not necessarily to me. :S
My family made it's fortune in forging, that's a little more profitable than bugs. But seeing as you're a little young for that, bugs is still a good business to start out with.
Can't we keep 'em?
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*Looks at the paltry sum in his hands.*
*Sits down on the grass so he's down at your level.*
Cúno. It's good that you've cottoned on to the concept of bribery, your mother would be proud. But there's a knack to good bribery. You see, it's very hard to bribe a rich man. I am a rich man. A few dollars isn't going to cut it.
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You mean... that's not a lot of money? :(
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Well, it depends. Wealth is relative. You're just starting out in your business so, yeah that is a lot of money, to you. But...not necessarily to me. :S
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That's... like... a ZILLION bugs!
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So... *thinks* could I give you stuff you don't have instead of money? Like... uhm... beer?
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(*clunk!*)
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But Téro, think about it. I'm older than you, I've had way more time to collect bugs- I mean, money, I've had more time to make money.
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So...will you teach us snake an' not ask why jus' 'cos you're nice, then? 0:)
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