Baby Pictures

[cuervolinda]

Comments

[thornyc]

What does he eat, besides small poodles?

And how do you know he's a he, anyhow?

Alligator Hoo-Hoos 101

[cuervolinda]

We don't know what he/she/shim/it is, actually, except for the fact that he has a convex hoo-hoo bump on his vent. Also, the shape of his under jaw points to male. If you want the real dirt on alligator hoo, go here. (Warning, you may never want to see a penis again after seeing these.)
http://crocodilian.com/crocfaq/faq-8.html

Right now he has been eating raw steak and raw fish, cut into tiny bites. We were feeding him frozen pinkie mice, but at $1.50 a pop for a dime sized mouse, we can't afford that shit. I will be feeding him crocodilian formula feed soon, (basically Purina Alligator Chow). It's very similar to dog chow. He can eat anything he can swallow, but muscle meat doesn't have enough calcium for him, hence the chow. He needs bones or bone meal in his diet. You can order it online from Florida. Mmmmm.

[aeonsbeyond]

Aw. Ive never seen an alligator make googoo eyes before, it must be true love.

One Way Street of Love

[cuervolinda]

I think it's unrequited love. We adore him, he tolerates us because we are bigger than he is. He is just using us for our frequent food and warm skin to lay on.

[la_cochina]

Wow, you have purple carpet. That's so cool.

I also like baby pictures. Human and otherwise.

We are SO Uncool

[cuervolinda]

Sadly, it's actually Hershey shit brown. I just shifted the color in Photoshop to make Rufus stand out more. I didn't pick it out. The pedaphile who lived here before us did. I think he wanted to hid blood and poo stains left by his prey.

[giddygoon]

so, what do you do with Rufus when he's bigger than the biological baby?

Duh. So Obvious.

[cuervolinda]

Buy Rufus a saddle.