Comments | cuervolinda: You Can Get the Most Random Shit Off Craigslist

cuervolinda

You Can Get the Most Random Shit Off Craigslist

Aug 21, 2006 20:51

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pets, animals, rufus, alligators, craigslist

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sparkle_shortz August 22 2006, 04:10:38 UTC

Ear scratches? Does he have ears?

chomp. danielmath August 22 2006, 04:14:10 UTC

maybe he scratches her ears with the teeth!

i hope he doesn't eat your dog. cats, other animals.

Re: chomp. sparkle_shortz August 22 2006, 04:17:16 UTC

or baby!

Don't Hate the Chomper, Hate the Game cuervolinda August 22 2006, 05:18:30 UTC

Sadly, we left Faggot Tail and Girly Pee McGee back in NY with Monkey's sister. Otherwise, I'd be all over that wager.

He's smaller than everybody right now, even the birds. No need to worry about eating us for a few years.

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danielmath August 22 2006, 04:13:13 UTC

wheee!
i love that picture.
it's toatlly cute.
but you're crazy!

American Aligator Education Coalation cuervolinda August 22 2006, 05:20:57 UTC

Alligators have a bum rap. There have been about 20 serious alligator attacks in the US since the 70's. Peoiple get bitten because they are fucking idiots, and don't respect the gator. Love the gator, remember he has big teeth. Or at least he will in a few years.

Until then, he's my little lap gator.

la_cochina August 22 2006, 05:00:12 UTC

I have had the most fucked-up pets. I have had things that were missing limbs, had extra limbs, and were mentally ill. I have had a carnivorous frog. I have had a wolf. I have had a rattlesnake. And even I have not had an alligator.

This is going to be good!

California vs. Florida. Represent! cuervolinda August 22 2006, 05:26:37 UTC

If you can believe this, they are LEGAL in most of Oregon, all of Washington, and every little crappy state that features an El Camino up on blocks in the front yard of it's governor. Seriously. How fucking retarded is a place that will let a 12 year-old waltz into a pet store and buy a pet that has the capacity to reach 20 feet and 1000+ pounds?!! Not only that, but they live about 60-80 years. WTF? We already are looking for places to take Rufus when I die.

But let the local government's stupidity work in your favor! Buy lots and lots of alligators!

Leave it to the battle rapper to say... clugatlas August 22 2006, 05:52:10 UTC

I DARE you to raise him vegetarian!

paz,
chaz

As If... cuervolinda August 22 2006, 06:18:32 UTC

What, and make him turn gay?!

And what? clugatlas August 22 2006, 19:44:28 UTC

Like that would be a bad thing? A Gayligator would be dope as fuck!

paz,
chaz

elementa August 22 2006, 06:23:56 UTC

I really want to believe you adopted a baby alligator!!!!

Can I pet him????

Hell Yeah, You Can Even Kiss Him! cuervolinda August 22 2006, 07:05:45 UTC

If my house wasn't a sty, and both Ray and I were in various stages of undress, I'd say come over right now! We're eating ice cream cones! (Rufus is lactose intolerant, so he has steak cut into tiny pinky mouse-sized pieces.) He makes adorable little sounds that are indistinguishable from a Casio keyboard. No lie! I'm going to do my very first phone post of them next.

Go out to dinner with us this week and we'll come back here and fondle the wee gator! What neighborhood do you live in? We can do any night, unless I get a last-minute all nighter. My case is presented on Friday, so Friday is guaranteed open. Saturday, too.

Oww! Eyelashes! Ow!

I Meant....Weren't, Not Were cuervolinda August 22 2006, 07:07:14 UTC

That s/b "weren't in various stages of undress". Normally we don't get nude around our friends until we've met them a few times.

Re: Hell Yeah, You Can Even Kiss Him! elementa August 22 2006, 21:18:21 UTC

Squee! Seriously??? I don't know if my heart can take this much excitement...I get to meet the Pretty Crow, LaffyT, AND Rufus??? Wow. Your whole friendslist wishes they were me right about now :)

Let's say Friday sometime after 7:30pm...I'll call you later in the week to confirm and stuff.

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