All Hail to the Lobster Queen

[cuervolinda]

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[danielmath]

awwww
what a cutie pie!

Lobster Queen Has Spoken!

[cuervolinda]

Hi DM, I was just thinking of you. Lemme shuffle over to your journal now...

[queenmabwords]

So cute!

Do you like him better now that he is older?

Still Feel Like a Crappy Mom

[cuervolinda]

I do like him more, but I find him annoying when he's screaming, and I still find his poo, pee, drool and barf to be disgusting. I don't think I have that unconditional love thing that I am supposed to be sporting. Usually, I just feel like a failure as a mom. Monkey is a way better mom than I could ever be, and that's kind of depressing. I wish my maternal instincts didn't suck o bad.

[queenmabwords]

Admittedly, I am alarmed what I am not alarmed by, meaning bodily functions.

You don't have to feel bad about not being uber-mom. That would be like me being upset that I'm not Martha Stewart. Hah!

[cuervolinda]

I'd settle for half-assed mom. I don't even pretend to approach uber-mom. I've seen Monkey change him in midair, holding the baby in one hand, diaper in the other.

I think I'm depressed. It's so hard to tell most of the time.

[thornyc]

My Poor Gay Crustation Child

[cuervolinda]

Or he could be the new Grady Stiles Jr., I suppose.

Can you go out Thursday? I have an appt. Tuesday, and software training Wednesday. But Thorsday would be swell. Is it okay if I speak with a fake Welsh accent and smear pie in my hair?

Re: My Poor Gay Crustation Child

[thornyc]

Thursday works for me. High noon in front of those little pies?

Meet Me at the Key Lime

[cuervolinda]

Yer on! Yayyy! Hopefully, neither of our jobs will interfere with our plans.

[sparkle_shortz]

He is a wee Nathan Lane!