Spader adds his two cents
anonymous
August 24 2004, 07:16:42 UTC
31. The Times Square human mannequins (Naked Cowboy, the Statue of Liberty Guy and Seriously Out Of Shape Spiderman.
32. The pure lack of musical talent displayed by the street performers, specifically the one special "space man" who rides the green subway lines wearing wire molded braids and strangles the notes with his sax until you, as he has so thoughtfully printed on his sign, pay him to stop playing. Also, deserving honorable mention, are the infinite amount of chinese string instrument musicians making the none to pleasing "cat-wailing" sounds.
33. Poolry produced and conceived Manhattan and Queens cable access television shows. It's fun to make decorative ribbon wreaths and spout racist propaganda.
34. Hooking on to the feet topic, the New Yorkers ability to wear sandals even when there are only two or three toes left on the foot.
35. The sheer number of office trolls and moles that will stand in line for upwards of fifteen minutes to order the mystery meat lunch special from a street cart vendor.
Don't forget the women who completely apply their entire face worth of makeup every morning on the subway while sitting next to orthodox people subvocalizing their daily mitzvahs, in turn sitting next to someone who is loudly snoring and spilling their half-consumed coffee onto the floor.
See, I told youotis_otisAugust 24 2004, 10:30:19 UTC
34. People who are unable to pay their rent, who do not own a single article of clothing that is not threadbare, who have no visible means of financial support whatsoever, but who still find the cash to go out for dinner at least 3 times a week.
35. People who are visibly and audibly annoyed by any and all attempts to give them something for free.
36. Dogs that eat more regularly and nutriciously than you do.
Now I'm just depressedcuervolindaAugust 24 2004, 12:32:04 UTC
Not only do the damn dogs eat better than I do, they get $85 haircuts and ride around in leather Coach dog carriers that are nicer than any article of clothing I've ever owned.
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32. The pure lack of musical talent displayed by the street performers, specifically the one special "space man" who rides the green subway lines wearing wire molded braids and strangles the notes with his sax until you, as he has so thoughtfully printed on his sign, pay him to stop playing. Also, deserving honorable mention, are the infinite amount of chinese string instrument musicians making the none to pleasing "cat-wailing" sounds.
33. Poolry produced and conceived Manhattan and Queens cable access television shows. It's fun to make decorative ribbon wreaths and spout racist propaganda.
34. Hooking on to the feet topic, the New Yorkers ability to wear sandals even when there are only two or three toes left on the foot.
35. The sheer number of office trolls and moles that will stand in line for upwards of fifteen minutes to order the mystery meat lunch special from a street cart vendor.
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31. Shirts with dollar bills stapled all over them.
32. Streets and sidewalks that smell like the filthiest truck-stop bathroom you could possibly envision in your nightmares.
33. Otherwise perfectly respectable, clean and well-dressed people who turn out to be unavoidably, obviously schizophrenic when they begin to speak.
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35. People who are visibly and audibly annoyed by any and all attempts to give them something for free.
36. Dogs that eat more regularly and nutriciously than you do.
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