Comments | cuervolinda: I Must Have the 5-Second Memory of a Hamster

cuervolinda

I Must Have the 5-Second Memory of a Hamster

Jun 10, 2008 23:49

I totally forgot how much of a fucking pain in the ass it is planning a wedding. This time I have less money, more dead family members and a groom who has never even BEEN to a wedding near as I can tell, and will use phrases such as, "The wedding isn't until September. We don't have to decide where it's going to happen right this minute. Let's just ( Read more... )

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fabunobo June 11 2008, 12:34:27 UTC

Did you say "hamster?"

Eating My Young Right Now cuervolinda June 11 2008, 13:06:49 UTC

Hah! I was totally thinking about you just now! I started working on the Joan icon for you and somehow spent 2.5 hours on it. Then I realized it was nearly 3am and I have shiloads of work, so you have to wait!

How's that sweet penis treating you, baby?

You Are Too Damn Sweet! fabunobo June 11 2008, 13:15:41 UTC

You gotta admit that picture is hot. I so need that as a poster in my bathroom or something. I'd love to towel-off naked with that picture staring down at me.

My penis is doing quite well. I had an all-over-body shave Thursday, so am feeling very slick, cool ... and well ... huge. Creative trimming can be used to accent and enlarge. Ask any dog groomer.

Re: You Are Too Damn Sweet! cuervolinda June 11 2008, 13:22:36 UTC

Heh! I just like guys to trim it so I don't get a furball!

Reread the second paragraph. I added a note about wedding favors you may enjoy/find horrifying/all of the above.

I'd rather towel off under your penis.

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browse June 11 2008, 14:14:24 UTC

Wait, what? You're getting a penis installed on your forehead?

I gotta learn to stop skimming LJ posts.

OHSU is Putting it on There for 40% Off Retail! cuervolinda June 11 2008, 15:26:33 UTC

Hey! Browse! How are you? FYI, Monday Movies starts again on the 16th, back at Mississippi Station. Sadly, they have removed the rockin' $6 quesadilla from their menu.

Re: OHSU is Putting it on There for 40% Off Retail! browse June 11 2008, 15:42:55 UTC

Oh yay!
I've been keeping an eye on the MySpace page, looking for an update.
What time should I be there?

Re: OHSU is Putting it on There for 40% Off Retail! cuervolinda June 11 2008, 15:44:54 UTC

Starts at dark, so I am guessing 9. I'm sending out an official announcement you'll get with the schedule on it.

photos, pleez sarahshevett June 11 2008, 15:56:02 UTC

Congratulations!
I must point out here that I am an alien on this planet and I do not understand weddings.
Ted and I have been together for 22 years, not married.
We tell everyone we are. No one checks, not even the insurance company.
Srsly, I just don't understand it, but I certainly respect your decision. I hope it is a beautiful day. I do want to see pictures when it is all done.

Marriage is Temporary, Skin is Forever!!! cuervolinda June 11 2008, 16:03:44 UTC

I think I can work it out if I have a seperate house. The real commitment is my next tattoo. It's in honor of the man himself. I have said for months I'd get his name tattooed on me if things kept going so well. Shhhh, don't tell him, it's a surprise.

I can totally respect NOT getting married just as much. Probably for all the same reasons I still need a seperate house I can flee to when necessary. Aarhead's granny had the right idea.