SMEYER!?!?

[cuemypulse]

BREAKING DAWN = FAN FICTION.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I CANNOT PUT INTO WORDS THE FIRST 130 PAGES OF THIS BOOK.

Will update later with more thoughts. oh my GODDDDDDDD.

Comments

[divadeanna]

I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!! On page 120 right now. LOL

[cuemypulse]

by now I'm sure you've gotten to....THE PART.

WHAT THE HELL DEE?!

WHAT.
THE.
HELL?!

[divadeanna]

LOL Which part? Is it before 120?

I'm trying to figure out how to confirm by not giving away too much, just in case someone might get spoiled by the comments. Is it where you-know-who basically all mad about you-know-what?

[divadeanna]

Okay wait. WHAT!?!? Page 124. Just got there.

How is that even possible?!?!?!

[cuemypulse]

How far along are you?! If you haven't finished already...

[cuemypulse]

AGHHHH! BLASPHEMY!

[jittrbugg]

you know who can put it into words? coquette7

http://coquette7.livejournal.com/5737.html#cutid1 spoilers obvi.it's friendlocked, but it's THE BEST PARODY EVER.

[cuemypulse]

Damn. I've seen this fic pimped at other communities, but I feel bad friending her just for it. Is there any way to copy and paste? Or is it too long? lol

[jittrbugg]

she's toooooooootally cool with people friending her just for the fic. That's the only thing she uses her journal for. But I can message it to you!

[cuemypulse]

ahhh thanks so much! im reading it now *dies*

[my_2nd_chance]

smeyer is a fucking lunatic.

I think her and J.K. both read way too much fanfiction by the end of their series...

The difference, J.K. pulls it off like the goddess she is and Smeyer is well...just a fucking lunatic that never reaches a climax?

*mumbles under breath about mormons*