Eighth Dark Hole [Action]

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[At the Graveyard]

[Haha no Scratch isn't crawling out of any coffin. He's going to dirty his clothes, however horrible they may be! He is better than a wriggler, crawling out of the ground. Instead, by his grave there will be a green flash of flickering light. It's not his regular entrance however. The green flashes several times, illuminating

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[Yeah sure.]

Good day, Flonne.

[And he'll just begin slowly walking.]

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Ice scream sounds delightful. Afterward we can go back to my crypt.

[Oh right.]

Well, I did awake in a coffin this morning. Funny that.

around town

[foretastes]

[oh Scratch you are such a pervert why

blind girl, of course, gets caught. she didn't even smell him coming, because it's not his usual smell. she turns her blind face towards him and grins.] You are a little too old to be sweeping me off my feet, you know!

around town

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[because he's scratch.]

Everyone is too young me, Seer. I am a million years old, both in earth years and sweeps. Likewise, I am too old to everyone else.

[foretastes]

Okay, let's put aside the unfortunate implications, then! I am taken in this quadrant so please put me down. [trollolol]

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Afraid your matesprit will see us? I have no ill intention, other than locking you in my crypt.

[that doesn't sound suspicious at all. and for the record, karkat isn't even half the man he is.]

[dreambubbly]

[ARGH lousy goddamn stupid flash warping. There is now a very displeased and very creeped out Feferi wriggling in Scratch's arms, trying to get out of them.]

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[Woah woah woah hey, okay going to try and keep a hold on her.]

A royal lady, such as yourself, should be much more contai-- cease your wriggling!

[And then he accidentally loses his hold on her.]

[dreambubbly]

I'm not going to glub here and let you --

[AHA. That just gives her the opportunity to do what a proper little lady should do in this situation.

In other words, she stomps on his foot and goes running.]

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Ow!

[WOW RUDE FEFERI. Though he guess he shouldn't have expected much else from the Condesce's successor.

He'll do that terrible green warp effect, which takes way too long to work, and teleport in front of the direction she's running in. Time for a second attempt.]

[chastesaw]

*Whoa, she wasn't expecting--

Oh, it's him. This is suddenly exponentially more unsettling.* I would tell you to remove your hands from my general vicinity this instant, but I don't imagine it would be very effective, would it?

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[Sorry this isn't Rose.]

It would not. Don't let the cape fool you, I don't believe I have returned from the grave as a Rainbow Drinker. Just for nice effect.

[chastesaw]

Somewhat nice effect, perhaps. Black isn't your color.

And I never thought I'd say this before I became a rainbow drinker myself, but this is actually kind of a stereotype. I'm mildly offended.

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That's what I said, but I'll need to go to it. White wouldn't look as menacing I wager.

Rightfully so. I did not mean to offend and you may take your complaints to those that control this paradox space town. After this blows over that is.

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Good day, Sara. I'm carrying you off, of course!

[And off he walks...slowly.]

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My speed is an unfortunate result of ascending as an undead denizen. You're being taken to my crypt, for safe keeping.