This is a song written to the tune of the 1960s Petula Clark classic  "Downtown", about Eric Foreman in Season Six of  "House".  Sorry if it doesn't all scan perfectly (songwriters will know what I mean).

When you plop down to watch “House MD”
Who you gonna see?
Foreman!
Who is the star
Who gets to verbally spar
With Mr. Hugh Laurie?
Foreman!

Just watch ( Read more... )

Like Dr. Cuddy, I love my breasts.  I love low-cut tops, although I don't have the figure to pull off her more daring looks.  I love her wardrobe...I want her wardrobe in my size.  Going through screencaps to find an avatar, I kept seeing things I craved.  Even if everything she wears is two sizes too small.  Nothing wrong with that, except one day ( Read more... )