This Cannot Possibly End Well

[cuddyclothes]

This is a fic that I first posted in December, that seems very apt for today.

Warning: Death fic (no major characters), violence, dark!House 
Rating: R
Word Count:  978
A/N:  This is a very dark fic.  Even if it freaks you out (esp. if it freaks you out) leave a comment!
Partly inspired by

Comments

[flywoman]

I think that I commented on this the first time that you posted it, but of course it feels even more apropos now!

I hope that you'll join in the post-finale purge chain fic challenge over on house_wilson, possibly starting here.

[cuddyclothes]

Oh, yes, I'll be there!

[damigella_314]

You're a genius. I wish we weren't both married so I could propose to you.
As that cannot be, I am going to mem this.

[cuddyclothes]

Thank you! We would be a VERY dangerous couple!

[damigella_314]

Should I add that I found this fic not dark at all, and just absolutely hilarious? We would be dangerous indeed.

[justjuly4]

I can't believe my eyes someone wrote a fic like this. Standing applauds from me!

"You might remember me. In pain, atheist, addict, bitter?”

"I’m all happy happy joy joy because I’m sleeping with Cuddy?”
I feel like I really see House saying this!

Perfect ending for the show (if make some changes)

[cuddyclothes]

Thanks! I'm glad my rage is good for something!

[pgrabia]

Genius the first time and even more genius the second! That's a homicidal House I can get into. ;)

[alternatealto]

I remember laughing hysterically the last time this was posted, and I laughed just as hard today.

Thanks for the chuckle -- I think we all needed it!