Comments | ctsquirrel: WARNING: This isn't pretty

ctsquirrel

WARNING: This isn't pretty

Jul 02, 2006 12:53

I was grocery shopping yesterday, and who should I see on one of the tabloids but Mike Logan himself. Well Chris Noth. Vacationing in Hawaii. With no shirt on. I bring you, in all unedited glory. Worst Beach Body Chris Noth. (Under a cut for the squeamish)

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scans, ci

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goddess_naunett July 2 2006, 18:11:42 UTC

lmao...he aint THAT bad, but I saved it for an I feel fat Icon to make later..LOL

ctsquirrel July 2 2006, 18:22:56 UTC

No he's not, like Jenn said I've seen worse. I will not scan in the Ted Kennedy one or the nude Gerard Depardiu. I may break my dad's fabulous scanner.

goddess_naunett July 2 2006, 19:23:43 UTC

LMAO that bad huh?

ctsquirrel July 2 2006, 19:36:58 UTC

ted kennedy doesn't just have a red face.

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jenncho July 2 2006, 18:16:06 UTC

Ive seen worse

ctsquirrel July 2 2006, 18:19:16 UTC

Yes, I have a feeling Mr. D'Onofrio wouldn't win any Best Beach Body prizes.

jenncho July 2 2006, 18:24:54 UTC

I was thinking more along the lines of THIS

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ctsquirrel July 2 2006, 18:29:03 UTC

Hey, at least it's not a Speedo. Unless it is one, being horrendously abused. Excuse me while I go put bleach in my eyes.

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jenncho July 2 2006, 18:16:41 UTC

Im more horrified at the hair to tell you the truth.

ctsquirrel July 2 2006, 18:20:41 UTC

Well I hope he's letting his real color grow back in before next season. Has to look nice for the new partner.

sisterelwood July 2 2006, 19:19:26 UTC

The following is not directed at anyone but these magazines that like to stalk people while they're on vacation-

You know... this annoys me. Personally, I figure he's lived to be 51, has had a successful career, and seems like an interesting person. I wish these magazines didn't feel the need to point out something on stars that happens to most people- they get older and they put on weight. I challenge these magazone people to find me an American who is 51 who ISN'T a little over-weight.

As for VDO's weight gain- I think that has more to do with movie roles and possibly some issues with his health than anything else. I'm merely speculating though... The only reason I even mention health is because my mom is a big fan of him also and she is a nurse. She brought it up when we discussed his weight gain after season four- the season during which he collapsed on set.

Sorry- didn't mean to rant here but I did. xD

ctsquirrel July 2 2006, 19:31:52 UTC

I know. I was just having fun. I'm nowhere near perfect myself and it pleases me to find celebrities that don't fit the perfect mold that we expect them to have come from. Personally I am attracted to people who have obviuos imperfections, celebrities or otherwise.
I admire Vince for his commitment to his roles, but I hope he doesn't go to far for the sake of his health.

sisterelwood July 2 2006, 20:01:53 UTC

Oh I know. LOL! I shouldn't have gotten on my high horse so much. Tabloids just seem to get my ire.

*giggles at your icon*

ctsquirrel July 2 2006, 20:13:57 UTC

Yeah, I usually don't pay any attention to them at all, I just noticed Chris there while I was loading groceries onto the belt.
I'm thinking about changing the icon text to say "Det. Big." But aesthetically I think "Mr. Big" works better.

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sisterelwood July 2 2006, 20:03:06 UTC

But at least their picking on a male for once -- usually they don't get hammered like females in these kinds of magazines. :P

Right on!

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polkadotsnplaid July 2 2006, 22:06:19 UTC

it's true...*snicker*...really, the camera was at a bad angle and his hair was messy from the water...damn...I make fun of him often in jest, but now I feel bad...haha. poor man...