Ho ho homicide...

[cthylla]

I've decided that the next person to walk by humming anything Christmas related is going to be shoved into oncoming traffic. Or if they with me a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays or any variations on the holiday theme. Or if they ask what I'm doing on my days off. Heck, I just want to push someone in front of a bus. I'll be so glad when thursday's

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[narikalen]

Awwww, honey. We should do coffee-shaped things.

[cthylla]

We totally should. *ponders exactly how one does coffee-shaped things...*

[narikalen]

?? There's a little... thingy. Above your post. Under your icon. It states:
Ø The reproduction is prohibited in any form

What does that mean?

We can do coffee-shaped things tonight, if you'd like. We can even see who else wants to be there for the coffee-shaped things. I could do with something coffee-shaped. Possibly at Starbucks at Chapters? Preferably the Chapters by my house?

[cthylla]

I have no idea what it means but it amuses me.

Tonight works for me as long as I'm not out too late. Chapters by your house sounds good. What time?

[teddy0bear]

You know, normally i would feel your pain. But my office has been void of Christmas life this year. No music, no decoration, nada. It's not that i mind but it is very easy to loose track of mind. Like, yikes, Christmas is this week! AK!

And the dear thing bothers me to. Same as honey, sweetie and love. I'm sorry guys, do i know you?

[cthylla]

I've met the people you work with so I'll gladly trade with you. They seem like awesome people that won't hum Christmas tunes just to spite you.

Exactly! You don't know me, therefore call me by my name or nothing at all.

Oh, your holiday cd is the best I've listened to so far. You win based on song 5 alone.

[teddy0bear]

...i have no idea what song #5 is. It's going to bother me until i get home.

[narikalen]

... I run around calling people honey, sweetie and dear all the time. Of course, it helps that the vast majority of them are very, very small people that don't actually mind. But I call big people that tooo...

[simsabalim]

Cranky-pants.

[cthylla]

My pants aren't cranky actually. I believe this particular pair are just glad to be out of the house.

Christmas (a.k.a Atheist Kids Get Presents Day) will be over soon and I will rejoice when the world gets back to normal.

[simsabalim]

Man, me too. Clean, cook, bake, shop, visit, repeat. Over and over and over. I'm tired and bored.

[cthylla]

Man, I wish I had your problems. Bake? Cook? Shop? That's easy. Try keeping your sanity at work with absolutely nothing to do while wearing a sock monkey hat. I get ideas then remember that there are windows so people can see me from the street...