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[ctarlicious]

Waaaaaaaaah!

My life sucks! I hate this place! My stupid stepsister Dimo's still here and still super mean, my stupid prince is already dating some stupid fake-blonde hussy, my other stupid prince ran away, my stupid clothes went and disappeared, and I... I-I just want my wedding...

Are you still there, fairy godmother? I need some help...

[[OOC: Not

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[magicbloomers]

Oh no!

[ossesso]

What are you prattling on abo-

There is no blonde, I have no idea where that even came from.

[magicbloomers]

Treating people like they're just things to cast off and forget...that's not who you really are! I know it!

[ossesso]

People certainly don't last forever, nor do they care whether their short lives are spent in perfect harmony and balance or filth and squalor. It's sickening, I cannot find rest until I find both someone who appreciated eternity and perfection. It does me no good to form useless attachments to people who will be gone in short years to come.

[magicbloomers]

That's sad...

[ossesso]

Nothing is more sad than losing beauty to time.

I will take your Cinderella to the ball, but then I insist, I must be on my way.

[magicbloomers]

Cinderella deserves someone who will care about her, instead of only wanting someone who's perfect. I don't think there's even such a thing as someone like that.

[ossesso]

There has to be somewhere in this world. I cannot let this journey come to nothing, or I will have disappointed both myself and my father's blessings.

[magicbloomers]

You know...even if you weren't really that good a prince for Cinderella, I wish I could help.

But...I really think this is one of those "it was in your heart all along" lessons.

[ossesso]

Perhaps you will find her someone who can appreciate her unbalanced face? You seem to truly care about her well-being, so I wish you luck.

Are you turning my journey into a fable? With a moral? I assure you, my heart is placed in the left side of my chest, it certainly isn't symmetrical.

[ctarlicious]

So I think it's really super awesome how you guys can talk about me LIKE I'M NOT STANDING RIGHT HERE!

You know what? Just... forget it. Whatever. I... I don't need you anyway.

[ossesso]

...My apologies, Cinderella.

ah. I would-

If you cannot find someone to go to the ball with, I will take you-

if you avoid punching me.

[ctarlicious]

...You will? Really!?

*suffocating glomp*

THAAAAANK YOOOOOU!

[ossesso]

[asdjalkj can't breathe losing oxygen why does he do this to himself]

[magicbloomers]

Well, I'm a fairy godmother, you know? That's what I do.

Um, this is probably the part where I give you some seemingly meaningless gift with meaning that will all become clear later, huh? But I don't really have anything like that...

So how about you take this thing I found in my pocket? It could come in handy!

[ossesso]

Ah, it's-

Perfect. Thank you, I shall hold onto it, even if it is decidedly unmagical.