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[ctarlicious]

Uuuuuoooogh...

Raw turkey isn't as tasty as it looks... I have a tummyache...

Comments

[novolumecontrol]

HAHAHAHA! Why didn't you cook it first?!

[ctarlicious]

An immortal Ctarl Ctarl has no use for primitive human concepts like "cooking". We catch our prey in the wild like the beautiful, nobles beasts we... ooouugh... are.

[novolumecontrol]

So you're a proud race of idiots.

[ctarlicious]

And I'm the proudest idiot!

I mean... I mean... I'm too sick to know what I mean.

[alluring_rogue]

Whaaaaaaaaaat?! Why would you...? Sigh.

Need help getting to the healers, Aisha?

[ctarlicious]

THEY WERE SO PLUMP AND JUICY I couldn't help myself

yeeeeeessss help meeeeeeee

[alluring_rogue]

Okay, c'mon. Lean on me and I'll help you over.

You could of waited and cooked one, you know.

[ctarlicious]

I'm a Ctarl Ctarl! We hunt our prey in the wild like the proud, noble beasts we... okay, fine, I'll cook it next time...

[turkeydayeden]

Gobble gobble gobble! A WILD TURKEY appeared!

NET X 15
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[ctarlicious]

GO AWAY I'm not hungry anymore

*halfheartedly throws a rock*

[turkeydayeden]

AISHA threw ROCK!

WILD TURKEY is angry!

NET X 15
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[ctarlicious]

I SAID GO AWAY.

*throws a net*

Wait, that was supposed to be a rock.

[cherrygloves]

Betrayed by your own baser instincts, I see.

[ctarlicious]

Punched to death by an enraged Ctarl Ctarl, I see!

*halfhearted punch*

[cherrygloves]

*steps out of range*

Wow, you're weak.

[ctarlicious]

I'M SICK

STOP PICKING ON SICK PEOPLE

[u_got_pyowned]

!!!!! M-MAMA-pyo! Don't die-pyo! *starts panicing and running in circles*

[ctarlicious]

I... I won't die! Not while my beautiful foster daughter still needs me! You hear that, turkeys!? I'M GOING TO LIVE!