I had a day off, but then I lost it...

[csecooney]

...Apparently there is some manner of stomach flu raging around, and since it's not my turn yet, I was called in to replace the girl who called in sick. It was a slow, sweet, gray (GLOOMBUCKET DOOMFLOWER) day at the Aquarium, and I rather enjoyed myself, arriving late, heroically, virtuously, and leaving early (smugly).

In 13 minutes I have a

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[teenybuffalo]

Thank you for introducing me to the hot fireman with the cute kitten. I didn't know until now that he is what I needed. My favorite part was when his shirt disappeared but he was still wearing suspenders.

[csecooney]

He reminds me of Jayne from Firefly.

[teenybuffalo]

He is, he is like Jayne! Albeit a much more relaxed and good-humored Jayne than I'm used to.

[negothick]

He could have been a good deal uglier and with a beer gut and still have been my dream guy as long as he kept the voice and did what he promised to do.
His promises reminded me of a colleague who interviewed Coast Guard women after long voyages. Unlike the archetypal male sailor, whose first thought on coming ashore was to find a drink and, er, a rhyme for ashore, the women overwhelmingly voted for "A long, hot. . . bath."

[csecooney]

Mmn. A bath. That sounds dee-lish.