The Auction in which Saito wins everything (FILL 1/?)

[crytam]

Title: The Auction in which Saito wins Everything
Fandom: Inception
Warnings: Slash... and several inappropriate comments? 
Genre: Humor
Summary: For this prompt at inception_kink

"THE TEAM AGREES (read: is "cajoled") INTO PARTICIPATING AT THE INTERNATIONAL EXTRACTORS' CHARITY AUCTION. UP FOR BID? THEMSELVES.

SAITO BUYS THEM ALL.

THEN HE GIVES ARTHUR TO

Comments

[mmfail]

"Shame on you! Such a boring black tie!"
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Oh fuck.
-Chokes-
8DDDD

[crytam]

=D Glad I could make you smile!

[zoi_no_miko]

OMFG PLEASE CONTINUE IMMEDIATELY. <3

Poor Robert, all he wants is a date. <3
(How the hell is he in the audience??? LOL )

[crytam]

Haha, soon~ After I get my homework done *headdesk*

;) Next chapter

[crytam]

Thanks!!

Well, he's just going to have to try his luck with one of the other four female extractors~ The next youngest one is 40!

THIS IS AMAZING

[antevortes]

My brain has been BLOWN. I love this!
“Sold!” the announcer crows. “To number 69!”
There is NO coincidence that Saito is 69. NONE AT ALL.
Please continue this - it's hilarious and well written to boot!

Re: THIS IS AMAZING

[crytam]

♥ Thank you! ♥

;) NO, there isn't! Saito bought out another guy's company so that guy would leave in a panic so Saito himself could take that number~

I'm glad my sense of humor isn't off ♥

[12gatsunohime]

God, this is awesome. I am laughing so hard I can barely see my keyboard. Man, I want this to continue like I want to live

[crytam]

Thank you! =) I'll get the next chapter up by Saturday... night? *headdesk* Unless I do have school on Saturday and Sunday, which means that I'll do it later

Glad you liked it!