Fun times at Menards

[crystallize]

Today my boss had to go home early because he crapped his pants.

I shit you not. He shat himself.

Is it wrong that I find this amusing, and that I've suggested that we purchase a pack of Depends for him for his next birthday?

Comments

[nonbooty]

i can't even think of a way to respond to that one.

[crystallize]

when all other responses fail, smile and nod. i laughed til i cried.

[nonbooty]

hahahahhahahhaha ok thats damn funny shit.
jst coz ur like 25 dont mean u cant laff at that.

oh u dont know me i jst saw ur journal randomly
but sum advice.. talk to peole as if ur a pirate
"arrrgh me hearties, u be needin sum paint aye?"
guarenteed to get a good laff ;)