Character Meme
Stolen from quietdiscerning
Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
01. Dr. Jack (Lost)
02. HotDean (SPN)
03. Brad O'Keefe (GFL)
04. Dr. House (House)
05. Luke Danes (GG)
06. Lex Luthor (SV)
07. Sawyer (Lost)
08. Tony Almeida (24)
09. Jayne Cobb (FF)
10. Tommy Gavin (RM)
11. The Janitor (Scrubs)
12. Sheriff Don Lamb (VM)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach? (Lex Luthor vs. The Janitor)
LMFAO. Lex, for sure. Lex would teach science, of some sort, and The Janitor would just slip into any classrooms that didn't already have a professor in it and go to town. So The Janitor would be much more fun, but it would be all lies, lies, lies!
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Dr. House)
Totally hot.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (Sheriff Lamb and Tony Almeida)
Ha! Well, first off he'd get his ass handed to him for bossing around a superior, but Tony would come to Neptune and take care of whatever super secret problem they were having. And yes, it would succeed. But lots of people we love would die in the process. That's just the way it goes.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? (Jayne Cobb)
Does space porn count as a book?
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? (HotDean and Lex Luthor)
That's really hard. They're both hard-headed as hell, with the need to be the boss. But I guess in the end Dean would swear to Lex, but he wouldn't do it without kicking and screaming.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? (Luke Danes with either Jayne Cobb or Tommy Gavin)
Luke would hate them both, like, a lot, I think. But we'll go with Jayne Cobb, as he comes with less baggage and is the less screwed up of the two choices.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (HotDean, Sawyer, and Lamb)
Wouldn't that be fun? LMFAO! They'd go to a bar that serves food, and they'd talk about manly men things. By the end of the night, rulers would be involved, I think.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? (Brad O'Keefe vs. Tommy Gavin)
Brad's ass would be handed to him very, very quickly.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back? (Dr. Jack and Luke)
Ask for it back, nicely. They're both reasonable men...most of the time.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. (Sawyer and Lamb)
"How I Won My Bad Daddy's Love"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? (Dr. Jack and Dr. House)
Too easy. If Jack had a patient with a rare disease, who ya gonna call?
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? (Sawyer)
Okay, I guess. If all else failed, he could read in his corner, and I could read in mine.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? (Brad O'Keefe)
He's gets bossed around enough as is, so I'd get him to take the day off from jumping when difficult females tell him to.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (The Janitor)
Rarely.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? (HotDean - Dr. House vs. Tony Almeida)
Tony. They share more in common, and could both play with their guns together. Heh.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? (Tommy Gavin)
"You stupid cocksucking twunt!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? (Luke Danes)
I don't know. That's a character I actually don't have one for. Go figure.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Dr. Jack, Lex Luthor, Lamb)
Lamb. Jack and Lex are both polite enough to pull back.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (HotDean and Tommy Gavin)
"I got some bug spray and an open flame. Wanna come over and put out my fire?"
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Tony Almeida)
Treason. Sweet, sweet, "I'm the best husband in the world" treason.
21. What is 6's secret? (Lex Luthor)
That he luvvvs Clark Kent.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? (Jayne Cobb and The Janitor)
Jayne. The Janitor would get sidetracked somehow with a secret, evil plan to bother J.D.
24."1 (Dr. Jack) and 9 (Jayne Cobb) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Dr. House) sinister secret organization. 11 (The Janitor) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (The Janitor) is actually a spy for 4 (Dr. House). Meanwhile, 4 (Dr. House) has kidnapped 12 (Sheriff Lamb) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Tony Almeida), they seek out 3 (Brad O'Keefe), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
That would be the biggest, most fun crackfic EVER! I can't even come up with a title fitting of such awesomeness. I don't know who else would read it (I TOTALLY WOULD, HEE!) but the wonderful khohen1 would have to write it. And she'd make it believable, dammit!
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Sawyer or Luke)
Uhhh, Sawyer, in theory, I guess. If he wasn't being a jackass, he'd be more capable. But if he was being a dick, Luke would probably be better.
Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
01. Dr. Jack (Lost)
02. HotDean (SPN)
03. Brad O'Keefe (GFL)
04. Dr. House (House)
05. Luke Danes (GG)
06. Lex Luthor (SV)
07. Sawyer (Lost)
08. Tony Almeida (24)
09. Jayne Cobb (FF)
10. Tommy Gavin (RM)
11. The Janitor (Scrubs)
12. Sheriff Don Lamb (VM)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach? (Lex Luthor vs. The Janitor)
LMFAO. Lex, for sure. Lex would teach science, of some sort, and The Janitor would just slip into any classrooms that didn't already have a professor in it and go to town. So The Janitor would be much more fun, but it would be all lies, lies, lies!
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Dr. House)
Totally hot.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (Sheriff Lamb and Tony Almeida)
Ha! Well, first off he'd get his ass handed to him for bossing around a superior, but Tony would come to Neptune and take care of whatever super secret problem they were having. And yes, it would succeed. But lots of people we love would die in the process. That's just the way it goes.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? (Jayne Cobb)
Does space porn count as a book?
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? (HotDean and Lex Luthor)
That's really hard. They're both hard-headed as hell, with the need to be the boss. But I guess in the end Dean would swear to Lex, but he wouldn't do it without kicking and screaming.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? (Luke Danes with either Jayne Cobb or Tommy Gavin)
Luke would hate them both, like, a lot, I think. But we'll go with Jayne Cobb, as he comes with less baggage and is the less screwed up of the two choices.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (HotDean, Sawyer, and Lamb)
Wouldn't that be fun? LMFAO! They'd go to a bar that serves food, and they'd talk about manly men things. By the end of the night, rulers would be involved, I think.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? (Brad O'Keefe vs. Tommy Gavin)
Brad's ass would be handed to him very, very quickly.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back? (Dr. Jack and Luke)
Ask for it back, nicely. They're both reasonable men...most of the time.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. (Sawyer and Lamb)
"How I Won My Bad Daddy's Love"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? (Dr. Jack and Dr. House)
Too easy. If Jack had a patient with a rare disease, who ya gonna call?
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? (Sawyer)
Okay, I guess. If all else failed, he could read in his corner, and I could read in mine.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? (Brad O'Keefe)
He's gets bossed around enough as is, so I'd get him to take the day off from jumping when difficult females tell him to.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (The Janitor)
Rarely.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? (HotDean - Dr. House vs. Tony Almeida)
Tony. They share more in common, and could both play with their guns together. Heh.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? (Tommy Gavin)
"You stupid cocksucking twunt!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? (Luke Danes)
I don't know. That's a character I actually don't have one for. Go figure.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Dr. Jack, Lex Luthor, Lamb)
Lamb. Jack and Lex are both polite enough to pull back.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (HotDean and Tommy Gavin)
"I got some bug spray and an open flame. Wanna come over and put out my fire?"
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Tony Almeida)
Treason. Sweet, sweet, "I'm the best husband in the world" treason.
21. What is 6's secret? (Lex Luthor)
That he luvvvs Clark Kent.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? (Jayne Cobb and The Janitor)
Jayne. The Janitor would get sidetracked somehow with a secret, evil plan to bother J.D.
24."1 (Dr. Jack) and 9 (Jayne Cobb) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Dr. House) sinister secret organization. 11 (The Janitor) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (The Janitor) is actually a spy for 4 (Dr. House). Meanwhile, 4 (Dr. House) has kidnapped 12 (Sheriff Lamb) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Tony Almeida), they seek out 3 (Brad O'Keefe), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
That would be the biggest, most fun crackfic EVER! I can't even come up with a title fitting of such awesomeness. I don't know who else would read it (I TOTALLY WOULD, HEE!) but the wonderful khohen1 would have to write it. And she'd make it believable, dammit!
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Sawyer or Luke)
Uhhh, Sawyer, in theory, I guess. If he wasn't being a jackass, he'd be more capable. But if he was being a dick, Luke would probably be better.