New Moon

[crystalkei]

Or should I say a pointless movie with hot Indians? Let me be honest, I didn't want to go to this movie. It was midnight on Thanksgiving and by 1030 I kept thinking how it was a bad idea. But I went. And I was bored. Really. This was the book I didn't hate because I do love Jacob and I feel like Bella and Jacob actually have a leg to stand on in

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[giantlovetingle]

I liked it because of Taylor!Jacob's bazillion ab muscles. But I agree, LESS EDWARD. MORE JACOB. I wanted more of Charlie and his friends in this. I really adore them.

It still boggles my mind that KStew CANNOT ACT in the Twilight Series but she's good in other stuff. GOD SO ANNOYING.

YES TwiMoms are taking their tiny children to see these movies. SO WRONG. When I went so many of the kids just looked so bored COS IT'S NOT A KIDS MOVIE! Also one six year old was left scarred for life after seeing the Paranormal Activity promo before the movie. TERRIBLE MOTHER IS TERRIBLE.

[crystalkei]

The movies are just so bad. I couldn't watch them no matter who was in them. Really. They just aren't good. They can be awesomely bad, but in no way good. But yes, the abs were fun.

And seriously it's boring. Poor children. Some lady actually complained that she couldn't enjoy the movie because her 8 year old kept asking questions about the movie. Um...get a frakkin' babysitter!

[giantlovetingle]

I think you could enjoy them with me. My mum and I get bored during all the Edward/Bella moments and make up our own dialogue and generally just mock the crap out them :D

SERIOUSLY? Ahhhh have these women NOT EVER HEARD OF A BABYSITTER? 8 year olds don't care about Edward and Bella and their stupid bad romance, of course they're going to ask you a million questions. TAKE THEM TO CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS NEXT TIME INSTEAD. ARGH.

[crystalkei]

Tamara and I just talked about how much of a stalker he was. It was good times.

[celtic_flicka]

Edward/Bella love each other because they like the other's smell. That's just weird.

BWAHAHAHA!

[crystalkei]

it's true...and hilarious. also...icon love.

[anonymous]

I agree, Jacob was hot in this movie. I liked Edward in the books, but in New Moon he was annoying and not CUTE! I thought Bella did a good job though.

-Alexis

[ext_123043]

You really needed to be sitting next to Sylwia (or someone else who is equally crazy AND equally uncaring about disrupting the viewing "enjoyment" of those around her by making very loud comments in her thick Polish accent). Really, it was the only way I made it through without a spork to the eye. Well, Jacob's abs didn't hurt. Yummy.

We pretended to be Edward super-fans and screamed and swooned like idiots every time he appeared on screen.

~Brandi

[crystalkei]

Tamara and I went and had a thrilling time. We both talked way too loud and mocked everything. We also ran out right before the credits because we didn't want to get beat up.

[anonymous]

Now you can't really blame K-stew for bad acting. She really is acting what's in the book. The constant boring victim. I did like the movie but I think it's purely because of the hot indians. I'm still Team Edward because totally boring, lifeless Edward belongs with totally boring, lifeless Bella. That way I'll have Jacob all to myself. I may buy this movie just to watch it in slo-mo. Who doesn't like a buff, steaming, wet werewolf?

-Bethy

[crystalkei]

oh bethy. you crack me up.