what an eventful week lastweek was. my boys fought for me it was cute. we drank go figure. i apparntly got so drunk i fell alot oh jello shots ( Read more... )

RobotPubicHair: wait, you can have sex with a vacuum ( Read more... )

XXbristolX: yeah michael j fox rules me ( Read more... )

Boocha CES: im gonna piss out my mouth ( Read more... )

Boocha CES: jen, i swear to fuck... you have the funniest convos

Boocha CES: i must be a nigger because that shit never happens to me'

ACTIVESWS: hey nigger

Boocha CES: hey whats up

BrknFairy: its not gonna work ( Read more... )

Arielsoup: is your head in a bag ( Read more... )

seriously the most fucked up place in the world is ocala florida. its all back woods. me dan and aj went there to see the spitvalves play. were real good friends with them.. anyway. so we get there and all these little kids were beatin eachother up it was at some like arcade/racecar place. it said NO MOSHING in the little room that they were ( Read more... )

moreee funnieess ( Read more... )

this lady was breast feeding at a library,and she got fined because she was sitting under a sign that said no food or drink allowd...or how about this one ( Read more... )