Dreams and Filthy Metro

[cryduchat]

Dreamt that I was trying to get myself committed into a psychiatric ward while under heavy sedation.  The doctor on call was giving me a hard time about it.

Every morning, I wake up and immediately take a shower.  I put on clean clothes and a couple squirts of perfume - not too heavy.  Imagine my surprise when the man I was sitting next to on the

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[twodogs333]

Hmm? Maybe he just has a hyper-sensitive nose???

[hellbound_heart]

Perhaps he'd just realised he hadn't brushed his teeth after his breakfast of dead vole. I wouldn't worry - in my experience, people who care enough to care if people can smell them, don't smell. It's the jolly pissbag old men who care not a jot. ANd you get some complete NUTTERS on morning trains...

[cryduchat]

Hee! I love that you write with a regional dialect.

Hrm. Do I write with an American accent?