3rd Conviction [Action]

[cry_camellia]

[Tralala, Tsubaki is out today (and I use the word "today" very loosely :|b), skipping happily through the village. Why? Well it's because she's off to find some chocolate parfait, of course! After all, that's what you do when you're from a cracky AU in which things are much more light-hearted and no one ever goes blind or gets ordered to kill

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[omnislash_ver9]

Ah, smiling faces! Those are really the best thing a hero like me can see!

[cry_camellia]

[Stop, pivot, pause.

Do her ears deceive her, or was that the magic word?]

You're a... hero?

[omnislash_ver9]

Of course! I'm the lead character!

[cry_camellia]

Really? That's amazing! You must have done all kinds of good deeds in the name of justice throughout your travels... [trails off into fangirl rambling]

I-It's an honour to meet you. Um, my name is Tsubaki. Do you mind if I ask what title you go by...?

[Action] i will get this tag right

[oneofsaya]

[Oh, look. Best friend.

...No, she's just going to ignore you. Actually, she suddenly really doesn't want to be in this village anymore, either. There's too much about it that angers her. That anger? It's a feeling that's been getting worse and worse and worse with each hour.

So, uh. Yes. Walking right past you without a care.]

[Action]

[cry_camellia]

[Oh hay, who's that girl lookin' kinda like Noel and trying to walk past without a cheerful greeting?

...It's someone in dire need of some parfait, that's who.]

Excuse me!

[Action]

[oneofsaya]

[She stops to stare. With this look.]

What.

[Action]

[cry_camellia]

[Okay whoa. Someone's an unhappy chappy.]

My apologies, I thought that you might have been someone else. But... [staaaare] ...the resemblance. Would you happen to know Noel, by any chance?

[Action]

[hormonaldivider]

[Isn't that Tsubaki? Wasn't she supposed to look all evil and be a complete jerk or something? Because being in the NOL no matter what makes you a complete jerk She looked way too happy. That's annoying. So let's just ignore this one and walk right on by.

Maybe she won't recognize him either! Maybe these chest additions can act like a disguise!]

[Action]

[cry_camellia]

[No such luck, missy. This Tsubaki would have been less likely to recognize you if you didn't have those additions.

Because that's normal, obviously.]

...Grim Reaper? Hello there! [/waving cheerfully]

[Action]

[hormonaldivider]

[Well crap.] Yeah, what do you want?

[Action]

[cry_camellia]

[Aww what's with the grumpiness? You've probably been having a bad day. You probably need to fix this... with parfait.]

To find a place that'll serve chocolate parfaits, ideally. But it's good to see a familiar face! How have you been?

[isagodslayer]

["Noel" is also out at the moment, having returned from her brief trip to the mountains... mostly because she lost track of a certain normally love and peace-obsessed idiot, but whatever. She's just strolling through the village, hoping she might just get lucky and find the guy along the way...

...though she's also absent-mindedly staring at her surroundings with... a smile. As much as she still hated this whole body swapping business, something about the village was starting to seem nicer than before. It's... kind of strange.

Why not say hi to your BFF, Tsubaki? Surely she'd be up for some chocolate parfait right now, too. ♪]

[cry_camellia]

[Oh hell yes. A parfait buddy is just what she needs right now! How convenient. :|a]

Oh, Noel! You're just in time.

[isagodslayer]

[Walking walking wal- wait, someone's talking to her. Isn't that...?]

Ah! Good morning, Tsubaki! [...Now what was that about being just in time?]

[cry_camellia]

It's a lovely morning, isn't it? I was thinking that it might be a good idea for us to celebrate with chocolate parfaits!

[Because that is the only way to celebrate.]

[Action]

[onebluebamf]

[Kurt would just as soon like to get to the store, grab what he needs, and get home. After his misadventures as a tiny casanova, he so does not want to run into any of the people he humiliated himself in front of.]

[Action]

[cry_camellia]

[Bad luck, Kurt. YOUR WISH HAS NOT BEEN GRANTED.

...Well, Tsubaki isn't actually one of those people herself, but her strangely good cheer is likely to cause a hold-up.]

U-Um, excuse me? [She's right next to you. Beaming.]

[Action]

[onebluebamf]

[... wait, what is this? He gives her a startled "wuh!" when she appears.]

Uhh... yes? Something you need?

[Action]

[cry_camellia]

Oh, my apologies for startling you! I was just wondering if you might be so kind as to point me in the direction of the nearest desserts cafe?