006 - Harry Potter and the Fourth Wall - [Voice]

[cruxofapotter]

... I have a really bad feeling about something, and I don't quite know how to shake it. There's nothing unusual going on outside of the occasional Christmas stuff, right?

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[hail_truthiness]

SATANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

EPIC TIMES 9000!!!!!

[hail_truthiness]

But. Jon. I need my Starbucks.

I SAW YOU AND COULDN'T RESIST

[idkmybffstephen]

Stephen, one drink every three to four hours. Any more than that, and ut's like taking weed from the interns on Maddow's show; it just never ends well. Let's leave the nice not actually a Stalinist fictional character alone, okay?

YAAAAAAAAAAAY STEPHEN'S BFF! \.D./

[hail_truthiness]

But... but...!

[Finally, Stephen sighs in defeat.]

Ugh, fine. Way to ruin all my fun, Jon. I had him, too--!

I'm watching you, Potter. Don't think you'll ever escape the watchful eye of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.!!!

THIS WAS SUCH AN EPIC THING TO WAKE UP TO. I LOVE YOU GUYS!

[cruxofapotter]

[Just staring. Why are these bloody Americans so weird?]

I'm not evil or fictional, thank you very much. You didn't have me, Colbert, and you never will.

YOU'RE WELCOME. WE'LL BE HERE ALL EVENT. XD

[hail_truthiness]

I'm watching you.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

[Colbert glares at Harry one more time before finally being escorted off by Jon Stewart.]

/APPLAUSE

[cruxofapotter]

Right. [He glares back.] Go bother someone else with your conspiracy theories or whatever.