28. [Text]

[crustless_pbj]

I think one of the worst parts of being here is that back home, things are going on that are totally beyond my knowledge and my ability to control

Comments

[ TEXT ] Oh you are so asking for it.

[angel_junk]

Thank you for ordering

1x Crocodile

Your shipment will arrive in December.

Re: [ TEXT ] Oh you are so asking for it.

[crustless_pbj]

[Emma, before writing this, alternated between staring blankly at the screen and hyperventilating. She can't tell whether he's serious or not.]
.... WHAT?

[angel_junk]

You said you wanted a pet and I just so happen to have a few spare crocodiles left. Or, will have left, once they hatch.

[crustless_pbj]

But... the TEETH.

[tech_challenged]

Y'could try a fish, perhaps? If you really want a pet...

[crustless_pbj]

Maybe...

[tech_challenged]

Though I s'pose you'd still have t'clean the tank.

[crustless_pbj]

...
Animals are so dirty.

[thinkin_man]

Would you like a cat?

[crustless_pbj]

Well...
I don't want a box of ... "waste" in my room.

[thinkin_man]

Understandable, but as long as you keep it out of the way it shouldn't be a problem.

[crustless_pbj]

I appreciate the thought, but just the idea that there's "waste" in my room...
I can't do it.

Shh I'm not a million years late.

[thisisherson]

...I'm not sure I could picture you with a pet, Ms. Pillsbury.

Re: Shh I'm not a million years late.

[crustless_pbj]

I really don't either- they're all so messy.
But, well... companionship would be nice.

[Emma tries hard to smile even though she's only replying through text- she can't let Kurt see how lonely she is.]

text;

[devildom_diva]

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Lol, so late.

[crustless_pbj]

...yes?

text; it's fine!

[devildom_diva]

hi 0_)0

Re: text; it's fine!

[crustless_pbj]

Hi...?
[She's sort of scared now. Is this girl on cocaine? Too bad there are no anti-drug pamphlets here...]