♋ PCG 18

[crusthatecean]

Hey, so remember that plan we had where I get your act together for you and do an embarrassing amount of work on something that should have been taken care of a long time ago

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[crusthatecean]

That sounds like a good idea. They aren't all ready, but I'll have plenty of copies tomorrow. I'll make some extra for you.

[crusthatecean]

I've been all right. Nothing special to report.

You?

[thatsnotaknife]

I'm still here! My name's sweet as! Good work, mate!

[crusthatecean]

I don't know what any of that means, but I'll leave you on the list.

[thatsnotaknife]

It all means good shit.

[crusthatecean]

Well, all right then, I can accept that. Prepare for the flood of imbeciles.

[mordecrai]

Are the events here that bad?

[You'll have to excuse him Karkat, he's still pretty new.]

[crusthatecean]

Yes, they are. I'll excuse the off topic comment because you're obviously new.

[mordecrai]

Yeah, I've only been here for a week or so.

Uh, I can offer up my house if you want. I live by myself, except for a few drones anyway, and I'm pretty used to strange and deadly situations. I'd also like to think that I'm pretty good at fighting, I mean, I've fought off a hoard of zombies before.

[crusthatecean]

That sounds useful, seeing as a hoarde of shambleghasts was in fact our last event.

Name and address?

[frogst]

[ action i guess cuz calling housemates is dumb!! ]
Can I help too?

[crusthatecean]

I don't want to volunteer our hive for this; I have the trolls to look after, and that's more than enough. I don't need any assholes I don't know making it more dangerous here.

But you can help pass these out to newcomers, you would be good at that. I think running this show will be more effective is participants are exposed to my personality after they've already decided the program works.

[frogst]

[ Jade laughs. She figures she probably would make a good mascot anyway, and would at least be a little less...abrasive than Karkat. ]

Okay, I think I can manage that.

[crusthatecean]

Good. I'll make you some extras.

[bullsit]

Uh, while I am not really sure, how entirely helpful I could be, I could take, some of your papers, and maybe leave them around, so possibly they will be picked up, by new people?

[crusthatecean]

That's such a waste. You do realize I don't have access to a document replication device and have to do these by hand?

If you don't want to talk to anyone, you can help me type these provided you can transcribe my words without doing your capitalization thing and also not fling commas with wild abandon.

[bullsit]

I can try to, uh, emulate your style, of writing, but I do not want to seem as if I am being too forceful, with the information provided, and giving them, um, lots of breaks, to make sure, they can read it all, and not become lost, or confused.

[that is basically a no i cannot control my quirk are you kidding]

[crusthatecean]

No, unacceptable. If you can't copy it exactly as I have it, then I'll do it myself.