Woody: Your hurting my bike!
Billy: I'm not hurting your bike. I can't hurt a person's bike!
Woody: Well your shaking it and it's hitting my dilly dink!
Billy: Don't say stuff like that!
Woody: My dilly dink is my penis!

Carnation Milk is the best in the land;
Here I sit with a can in my hand --
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,
You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.

Today you were invited to join Phi Eta Sigma.

Im so proud of you.

3%!

Ringling college of Art and Design accepted 24 photography majors this year.

I was one of them. :(

Equestrian club???

I miss the darkroom :(

"I am very excited for you. Give Post a chance and see how you feel, no regrets.

You can always switch gears later. Do your best, be in a positive mind set and
take one day at a time. You have all the ability in the world to do great
things."

:(

is this really it?

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I cannot believe that today I graduate from High School.

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