Gacked from Abby and Laine, my sisters in Irishman love...

[crusades_r_us]

Ask me seven questions. Not just any seven questions though. No, to keep it interesting, use the seven questions as per below - just copy and paste the following, replace the blanks with something you want to know/ask (e.g., 3. Donkeys or sandcastles and why?), anything you want, personal, silly, surreal or deep, comment away and I'll answer

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[abbytude]

Laine? Who the hell is that? Oh, wait...never mind. Montana chick that had Dimples doing some work for her. Love? Wow, I think I'm going to have to go make Cait invoke the sibling cell phone network because nosy minds want to know...

1. What do you think of midget porn ?

2. When did you last see your GP for a full phsyical?

3. Coffee or cigarettes and why?

4. What did you mean by that last voicemail you left me?

5. What's your favourite brand of toilet paper?

6. How would you make the perfect sandwich?

7. Who would you most like to boil in hot oil ?

[crusades_r_us]

She has a deep and abiding appreciation for the Irish. As do we. Be nice about it! Knowing me? I probably wasn't supposed to tell. Protect me, and you 'n the roomie shall never want for pornographic sugary confections. :P

1. What do you think of midget porn?

I love little people. I can appreciate good porn...good porn. But I think dongs that big on people that short are more than a little scary.

2. When did you last see your GP for a full phsyical?

GP? Last month. But I saw my cardiologist (Christine, Joe's sister...she treated me in the hospital) last Monday. Taking good care of myself, Doctor Awesome. ;D

3. Coffee or cigarettes and why?

Coffee...far tastier and a lot more attractive if I keep my teeth clean. I mean, c'mon...you can't get a mint mocha chip menthol! Plus I was medically advised to quit smoking after I got sick...fortunately, I never have, so doctor was a happy little duck.

4. What did you mean by that last voicemail you left me?

I meant check your email and vomit. I sent you the absolute cutesy wootsiest

[abbytude]

What, I'm not nice? Dimples has been holding out on us. He never answers a single question about his personal life. All he ever said about Montana, that I've heard anyway, is that he was working up there for a while. Tight-lipped...oh well, Rory doesn't bother to to secretive. Probably because he knows he can't hide from me.

Very cute kid. I swear if my mother ever sees something like that I'm going to have to commit myself because she'll start the old "when are you going to..." lecture.

[rein_it_in]

1. What do you think of when people say 'midwesterners' ?

2. When did you last eat a good steak?

3. Merlot or Miller and why?

4. What did you do for a livin'?

5. What's your favorite television show?

6. How would you feel about someone readin' you poetry from a notebook?

7. Who would you most like to nip in the butt with a cattle prd ?

[crusades_r_us]

1. What do you think of when people say 'midwesterners' ?

A lot of my best friend, Joe's, relatives. He has a bunch of family on his mom's side from Springfield. They're actually really cool, they just have this really weird and random sort of drawl. Not like a Southern accent, but when they emphasize a point they sorta...I can't describe it. You have to hear it.

2. When did you last eat a good steak?

My birthday...Granddad made steak and cole slaw. It's been one of my favorites since I was little.

3. Merlot or Miller and why?

Merlot, although I don't drink much. Mainly? Most beer tastes really awful.

4. What did you do for a livin'?

Freelance writer...I pretty much write a little of everything? But my biggest chunk of work comes from the Metro beat. Since, y'know, I have an in and all. :P

5. What's your favorite television show?

Have to say LOST. Too many barechested man hotties. :D

6. How would you feel about someone readin' you poetry from a notebook?Depends on the person...let's say it's the current boy, for the sake of