Hel-LO Neville!

[crumpeteer]

Well, Lindsay Lohan has gotten herself arrested again because she was chasing a woman around while intoxicated and carrying cocaine that "wasn't hers". Somewhere Paris Hilton is gloating.

Garrett Hedlund is lookin' good while Channing Tatum ain't so much. He seems to be hittin' the Krispy Kremes. Are you watching, stele3? You'll enjoy.

Beyonce falls

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[stele3]

I approve of all parts of this post.

In particular - GARRETT. With the shirtlessness and the sunburn and the squinty-eyed grin. I'm pretty sure he's drunk in ALL of those pictures, but that is JUST FINE with me.

My exact response when I opened the Neville pic: "HOLY SHIT." Hot, indeed.

[crumpeteer]

Oh, Garrett's drunk all right. Not fall down drunk, just drunk enough to amuse me. He looks trim and burned and happy though.

And there's a certain Herbology expert that I'd completely hit now. I will ship Neville/Luna even though JKR doesn't and I have a feeling Luna would want to ship N/L now as well.

[stele3]

What's more, he looks like a HAPPY drunk. Like a cheerful "I LOVE YOU ALL" drunk. Which is awesome. Ahem.

I ALWAYS ship Neville/Luna. I can't remember, was she mentioned in the Epilogue of Ultimate Sap?

[crumpeteer]

He looks like one of those drunks who gets laughing at someone's stupid joke and can't get stopped and then hugs a bunch of people.

Luna wasn't mentioned in the epilogue and Neville was only mentioned as being the Herbology professor. I like to think she's off teaching Divination or something.

[dangermousie]

Wow, that's Neville? No way. He is smokin'.

OK, my brain is now disordered and must process the fact that Neville Longbottom is one of the few hot members of the movie cast.

[crumpeteer]

Somewhere Matthew Lewis is giggling that he grew into his teeth while Rupert Grint never grew into his face nor Radcliffe his eyebrows. With the slimness and the stubble and the angular face and the pretty girl friend he's turned into quite the 'zexy young man.

Neville > everyone.

[randirien]

Which Neville are we talking about here? That's certainly not Matthew Lewis!

[crumpeteer]

Believe it or not, it is. Looking cute and trendy.

[randirien]

Are you sure? I don't want to play the villian, but it looks nothing like Matthew Lewis. ...and aren't his eyes blue? O_o Where's this from? *pokes photo*

[randirien]

*Found other videos/pictures* DEAR GOD, IT IS HIM! *falls over*

[crumpeteer]

I hadn't even noticed. I believe I was too distracted by the Butler.

[viralmemory]

"JK Rowling reveals that she will be writing a Potter encyclopedia because the series just wasn't that profitable."

LOL. :D