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cruiscin_lan

FIC: Warm Up

Feb 14, 2010 16:24

Title: Warm Up
Characters: Artie/Rachel
Word Count: ~2000
Rating: NC-17 for sex
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers through "Sectionals."
Summary: Don't you wonder what it's like? Or don't you ever just want to get it over with? Find out what the big deal is? ( Read more... )

character: rachel berry, pairing: artie/rachel, character: artie abrams, fanfiction, fandom: glee, rating: nc-17

Comments 43

kathrynthegr8 February 14 2010, 21:33:32 UTC

Okay so, this fic is awesome for so many reasons.

1.) Artie IS the man. About time others realized it. I predict Rachel is the first of many.

2.) Her hair getting tangled in his glove. I love that part so much. Awkwardness ftw!

3.) Rachel talking about what she read in Cosmo.

4.) These two losing their 'v-card' back stage!

5.) Artie getting Rachel to reach new vocal heights with his penis.

6.) Rachel having condoms and being prepared! \o/

7.) See #1

8.) That Artie practices being a rock god when no one else is around. ♥

9.) Mr. Schue being creepy and stalking the Glee kids. (Very canon, OMG!)

10.) I love you for writing this. As an Artie fan I can't thank you enough.

♥

cruiscin_lan February 16 2010, 15:43:23 UTC

Artie getting Rachel to reach new vocal heights with his penis.

Okay, why didn't I use that as the summary? I obviously dropped the ball on that one.

fuzzy_paint February 14 2010, 22:04:04 UTC

I love you. Seriously. Forgive me for fangirling all over the place, because I know it's messy, but OMG! LOVE!

And the things I loved the most (not that there was anything i loved the least, because this was all-around amazing):

ROCKGOD!ARTIE! - NO EXPLANATION NEEDED

"Okay, so I know from reading Cosmopolitan and other similarly-themed periodicals that it's typically bad form to make comparisons of others' genitalia - but you're so much bigger than Finn." - COSMO! ARTIE'S PENIS IS BIGGER THAN FINN'S OMG! HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LOVE YOU?

"That was you guys? You sounded great!" - LOLing like a crazy person who LOLs a lot. Creepy Mr. Schue is creepy! Though of course Rachel would be musical during sex, and Artie's got some pretty impressive pipes himself.

Artie not knowing that Rachel was coming = priceless! Artie gets girls off without even really trying!

ARTIE IS THE MAN AND NEEDS MORE ACTION

cruiscin_lan February 16 2010, 15:41:22 UTC

ARTIE IS A ROCK GOD IN OUR HEARTS AND MINDS AND RACHEL'S PANTS WHAAAAAT

boysinperil February 14 2010, 22:12:08 UTC

"If by 'it' you're referring to the actual penetrative act of intercourse," Artie stammered, adjusting his glasses nervously, "then I've neither been there nor done that."

This is beautiful and so so funny.

cruiscin_lan February 16 2010, 15:34:32 UTC

Thanks. :)

cameroncrazed February 14 2010, 22:15:04 UTC

I loved that Rachel is that vocal, but you nearly killed me with Mr. Schue's comment about how good they sounded practicing their etudes. I'm in love with the Rachel/Artie ship now. :)

cruiscin_lan February 16 2010, 15:32:34 UTC

Hooray! All the cool people ship Rachel/Artie now. :)

becca_radcgg February 15 2010, 01:07:32 UTC

I'm serious. WE NEED to be friends! NEED TO!

I agree with Kat, Artie is the man. And damn, he needs some action, too!

I loved all of the awkward pieces... Rachel telling Finn on the first date that she wants to lose her v-card. Rachel trying to sex Artie up on the stage and Artie being all nervous about it, like can't we move backstage. The tangles in her hair. Rachel being a freaking boyscout. Artie being BIGGER than FINN! MADE OF MOTHERFUCKING WIN! SO MUCH WIN! SO MUCH!

Pretty much this entire thing was epic.

Awesome job.

cruiscin_lan February 16 2010, 15:30:12 UTC

Artie being BIGGER than FINN!

AND HIS PENIS WORKS BETTER TOO