jeff shared with me this link, which is the top four instant sound effects.

they come in very handy... i'm sure all of you can use them!

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see?

thank you, i'll be here all week.

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jews are funny. and old people are funny. therefore, old jewish people must be really funny. right? well, they're so funny, in fact, that they have an entire web site where they just stand there, telling jokes. it's called old jews telling jokes. here's a sample:

it's called "summer heights high" and it's australian and it was shown on hbo for a time and if you have comcast and hbo, you can catch it on demand.

it's brilliant.

Click to view

this made me laugh.


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i think refsunbrendans will appreciate this... and may even use it! it's the "the laugh out loud guide: ace the SAT exam without boring yourself to sleep!".

for example:

1. Yo Momma so _______, when you mail her a letter, you need two ZIP codes.

(A) diaphanous
(B) luminous
(C) ravenous
(D) grisly
(E) corpulent

... but not before i share this: 5 Celebrity Wikipedia Entries They Clearly Wrote Themselves

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emily: i don't get it. i'm reading this yelp post, and i don't get this comment.

karyne: what don't you get?

emily: well, it's a brazilian waxer, and this commenter says that her "kitty misses her"? i don't get it. why would her cat miss her?

karyne: :points down:

emily: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

watch the video first, but here's a news article about it in the guardian that explains more.

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

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