Oh gosh, that one handed man is awesome. It reminds me of a Mom story.
Once we went into the eyeglass store so they could delicately straighten Mom's glasses so they sat right on her head again - they tend to get screwed up after about 3 months. We sat down and the lady worked on them and gave them back. Mom tried them on and thanked the lady for the perfect fit. The lady suggested my Mom try using both hands when taking them on and off. Cue Mom pantomiming taking her glasses off with both "hands" with her nub in sync with her hand. That poor, poor lady's eyes got as big as saucers as she turned beet red. Oh how we laughed.
She's also full of other one-handed jokes. I might have to pass some of these on to her, lol.
Reminds me of a saying I had at my first job, the good lord saw fit to give me two hands, no more, no less. If I had less I'd be on disability, more and I'd have been in a freak show... either way I'd be making more than I am now.
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Once we went into the eyeglass store so they could delicately straighten Mom's glasses so they sat right on her head again - they tend to get screwed up after about 3 months. We sat down and the lady worked on them and gave them back. Mom tried them on and thanked the lady for the perfect fit. The lady suggested my Mom try using both hands when taking them on and off. Cue Mom pantomiming taking her glasses off with both "hands" with her nub in sync with her hand. That poor, poor lady's eyes got as big as saucers as she turned beet red. Oh how we laughed.
She's also full of other one-handed jokes. I might have to pass some of these on to her, lol.
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