it's a bit of a funny story

[crowfics]

EARLIER THIS MORNING:

Crow: doop a doop a doop drivin' to work
Rain: -is raining-
Sun: -is still not up yet-
GIANT FUCKING ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD: -is there-
Crow: WHAT THE FUCK GIANT FUCKING ROCK WHAT
Car: -CRASHES INTO ROCK-

So now Fullmetal (yes, I named my car Fullmetal. I'm surprised it took this long for something to go wrong) is in the shop

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[duelist_gurl163]

...THE UNIVERSE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE, CROW. DO NOT IGNORE THE MESSAGE.

(In all honesty though, I hope Fullmetal is okay soon. D=)

[crowfics]

I'M TRYING BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT FRET OVER TRANSPORTATION FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, IF IT'LL EVEN TAKE THAT LONG TO FIX HIM UP. As far as I can tell, it's just a borked tire - front left tire got thoroughly fucked - but the alignment might have been messed up as well. I'll find out later today, at any rate. Blargh.

AAAAAND THE AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAM STARTS TOMORROW. SHITFUCKPISSDAMN.

uuuuugh oh well. At least I was able to get cell service on the stretch of road where I broke down...cell service is very iffy here, sneeze and you lose it kind, but everything worked out fine so DO NOT WORRY <3 I knew something like this would happen eventually, it's inevitable driving that stretch of road. Better this than getting stuck behind a landslide, but even then, I have all the emergency supplies I'll need in the car (except the emergency beef jerky, because I got hungry. I should fix that...)

[crowfics]

YES AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT POSSESSED ME TO SIGN UP DURING MY FIRST REAL YEAR OF WORK

IT'S ABOUT SHAPESHIFTERS AND CHUPACABRAS AND THUNDERBIRD AND ANGSTY TEENAGERS AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAP AND I'M WRITING THE OBLIGATORY PROLOGUE RIGHT NOW (OR AT LEAST ATTEMPTING TO AND FAILING MISERABLY)

WHAT IS YOURS ABOUT MAY I ASK

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL