WHERE THE FUCK AM I??!!
Characters: Paul Thomson and Alex Kapranos AND Nick McCarthy AND A KILLER UNICORN OH, MY!
Rating: R
Time Period: Modern
Location: Front of castle
Relative Date: His first day
Status: OPEN to anyone.
What if this was a joke or something that the guys were playing on him? No, they wouldn't, would they? Paul sure hoped not, they were all mates. What if it was some crazy obsessed fan that lured each of them away? Suddenly, Paul started to feel a bit scared and nervous and began to let his eyes go wild. He didn't hear anyone else, besides something in the bushes, animal? Perhaps. It had to be, right? What else could it be? Paul shook his head and started to walk towards the castle. He didn’t really know where he was going or why he was going there. He just figured it made sense, huge castle - might as well walk towards it. Maybe that’s where the guys were. This could be some royal gig, maybe that’s why they couldn’t tell him. It could be something big and secret for some King or Queen. Yea, big secret gig in a castle, it made sense.
Paul dragged all of his shit to the castle doors, still there was no one, what the fuck was going on? Where was Nick or Alex? They should be here and at the doors. Paul looked around, hoping someone would just magically walk out; there was no one. Maybe he shouldn’t have smoked before he got on the helicopter, this place sure was trippy.
Paul took a step towards the doors and knocked on them. “Hello! Anyone there?” This was stupid, so fucking stupid. Why was he even here? And, just what the hell was going on. Something didn’t feel right. What? He didn’t know.
Rating: R
Time Period: Modern
Location: Front of castle
Relative Date: His first day
Status: OPEN to anyone.
What if this was a joke or something that the guys were playing on him? No, they wouldn't, would they? Paul sure hoped not, they were all mates. What if it was some crazy obsessed fan that lured each of them away? Suddenly, Paul started to feel a bit scared and nervous and began to let his eyes go wild. He didn't hear anyone else, besides something in the bushes, animal? Perhaps. It had to be, right? What else could it be? Paul shook his head and started to walk towards the castle. He didn’t really know where he was going or why he was going there. He just figured it made sense, huge castle - might as well walk towards it. Maybe that’s where the guys were. This could be some royal gig, maybe that’s why they couldn’t tell him. It could be something big and secret for some King or Queen. Yea, big secret gig in a castle, it made sense.
Paul dragged all of his shit to the castle doors, still there was no one, what the fuck was going on? Where was Nick or Alex? They should be here and at the doors. Paul looked around, hoping someone would just magically walk out; there was no one. Maybe he shouldn’t have smoked before he got on the helicopter, this place sure was trippy.
Paul took a step towards the doors and knocked on them. “Hello! Anyone there?” This was stupid, so fucking stupid. Why was he even here? And, just what the hell was going on. Something didn’t feel right. What? He didn’t know.