Massacre

[crouchinwitekid]

It's kind of cliche to be single and hold a grudge against Valentine's Day. You find yourself Bah-Humbugging through flower vendors and candy stores. But there is some truth in it

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[der_regisseur]

Pffft, jaded nay-sayer. Now go buy a $3 card from Hallmark and fit in like everyone else.

[oldblack]

valentine's day is for drinking copious amounts of red-headed sluts and cosmopolitans for three hours and then crying about one's wasted love life. or for getting love burritos at love-chero's (a.k.a. Panchero's). and then love illness from the love beans and love jalapenos in the love burritos.

p.s. do you really cry at the end of It's a Wonderful Life?

[crouchinwitekid]

What? No! No-no-no. Who told you that? That's crazy talk. I don't even know what "It's a Wonderful Life" is. Or crying. I don't know what crying is either.